Calling All Pirates!!

Bright and brave ye Captain may be but I asaye you I be no mans wench. As for t' cat o' nine tails, me first Mate Tristina has it currently by her side. After all she has been tasked t' keep t' men in line. I be lookin' for a new bodyguard as mine has let me down. You only have one chance t' make good t' t' Captain. One false step and t' t' brig with ye. I need a good man t' show this crew o' mine how t' be good pirates and how t' treat their captain proper. Do you believe good sir that ye be t' man for that job?"

Yohoho me hearty... this wondrous vision that is meself be no man but t'woman of every man's dream! But even I would guard yer body with a more vigilant eye than t' buffoon t'at was yer guard!

me poor parrot was went t' Davy Jones' locker involuntarily by a sniper and someone keeps stealin' me post points. It's no wonder that it has taken me 2 years t' get t' 500 posts. me points keep gettin' stolen from me. T' lousey lad lubber that be perpertratin' this henious crime against your Captain has got t' be stopped! I think it might be that bear that keeps doin' this t' your Captain, but I can't be aye, tis possible that we need t' spy him out. Or we just attack either way be fine with me! Keep a weather eye out for him and find us a good boardin' spot! Ye have me trust me dear first mate!

We need t' also find who stole one o' me post points! that land lubber will pay for stealin' from Captain Erilyn!! Ahoy! Captain needs t' help o' her trustworthy crew!