Help me... I fart too often
By cornyman
@cornyman (1128)
Germany
November 15, 2008 2:12pm CST
After which food do you fart normally often? Is it smelly after special food?I fart normally when i ate cheesy pizza, potatoes, Milk, onion, apples and some other fruits.
My wife complains already about the special smells from my farts.
Can you help me how to get rid of it?
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6 responses
@zalilame (880)
• Malaysia
19 Nov 08
Eating certain kind of food sometimes will lead to fartness a.k.a. Flatulance. I read somewhere to lessen your fart, you need to eat more spices like like legumes can help lessen the effects. But if you are wondering what is it that I am writing about, just laugh about it. I used to find it rude when my husband pass gas in front of me, but now we laugh about it together. It helps us bonds.
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@cornyman (1128)
• Germany
19 Nov 08
Hi zalilame,
i can try this too and add it to the rice/meat/vegetables i take normally.
Hmm, yeah farting in front of my wife happens. Sometimes it's better if it's a loud fart (only in situations when we are alone).
So everybody is warned that you should look out for the gas mask ;-)
Normally we laugh about it, too, and try to guess from which food it could be.
Have a nice day!
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
19 Nov 08
i really can't think of a particular one-
but i do know garlic usually is one of the big offenders for other people.
well,that and of course beans.
you could have her pick up some "beano" if it's that bad.
(it's really called that)
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@cornyman (1128)
• Germany
19 Nov 08
Hello scarlet,
seems like some people have knowledge of some gas-reducing pills.
I know in Germany are also some offers for this.
I used them for a while. But the effect was the same, the farts continued.
I just can try to reduce the special fart-producing foods and substitute it with other vegetables.
For luck i have a good woman who can accept this smelly things sometimes.
@neededhope (1078)
• United States
15 Nov 08
Honestly the best way and really the only way to stop farting is by not eating the foods that are making you have gas. I'm sure it's mostly because of the greasy food that your eating. And if you get it from Milk you may actually be allergic to milk. Most people are lactose intolerent and don't know about it. It's not your normal allergic reaction. Actually usually people who are allergic to milk will get acne and gas and there's a few other things but I"m not sure. So I would first stop drinking milk and than if that doesn't work start cutting other things out of your diet. And if that doesn't work eat activia and it may help too.
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@cornyman (1128)
• Germany
17 Nov 08
Thanks, neededhope!
This is what i like in myLot, you learn every day something new.
It's good to know that there could be lactose intolerance, i heard about it but never thought that this could be also linked with farting. So i will reduce my milk consume or make such a lactose test.
Do you know if there is such a test available and what you have to do for it?
Happy myLotting!
@JulianaRose (378)
• United States
15 Nov 08
oh my boyfriend has this problem too..his are egg farts, you boys are lucky we love you
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