Ban knives in the U.K. NOW!

@xfahctor (14118)
Lancaster, New Hampshire
November 16, 2008 9:52am CST
Alright U.K. people, you have a problem with only one solution, a ban. Every 4 minutes someone is attacked by knife, a shocking statistic. I cannot believe the people or the government stand for this. The only solution is knife control, and now. How can you have a civilized society with so many knives on the street and so easily available? People don't kill people, knives do! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1036154/A-knife-attack-4-minutes-130-000-year--ministers-insist-crime-rates-falling.html
2 responses
@spalladino (17891)
• United States
16 Nov 08
But, x, how will those folks cut up their mutton...or potatoes...or whatever else they need to cut up...aside from each other. There can only be one solution....Plasticware, I say, Plasticware...and pre-cut up food.
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@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
16 Nov 08
ROFL! carefull, don't give our government any ideas here at home.
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@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
17 Nov 08
yes, but the food would have to be served in paper containers, since glass can be broken and used as a weapon, gotta be carefull there.
@spalladino (17891)
• United States
16 Nov 08
LOL...good point!
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• Philippines
16 Nov 08
Whoa that is scary.... I hope the big wigs will implement that by some time.
@xfahctor (14118)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
16 Nov 08
I presented this as sarcasm/irony. I wasn't serious about banning knives, i was trying to make a point using obsurdity.
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• Philippines
16 Nov 08
Well, I think you've got a point there but wouldn't there be a good point too if the big wigs ban knives? In public of course... It would be silly if they would ban knives entirely.