The BUTT BANDIT has been caught! LMAO
@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
United States
November 22, 2008 2:07am CST
lmao.. im sorry but that name they named him is hilarious!! anyways
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27848361/
he was um greasing his butt and other unmentionables against glass windows and etc leaving imprints of his butt on businesses and even schools and churches..
i cant stop laughing just at the mental picture of it lol.. what is wrong with people? what makes a grown man pick up some petroleum jelly up from the store and leave butt prints everywhere??
i hope his family makes it through this without dying of embarrassment!! they didnt mention if he had a family but omg what if that had been your dad or son?!?
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@craftcatcher (3699)
• United States
24 Nov 08
Oh my gosh how incredibly childish! Well I guess it's better than actually showing your parts to people. I'd rather be mooned by a butt print than a live hairy butt. But if it was someone in my family.. ugggh, I think I'd disown them and maybe change my name maybe move to another country! 
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@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
24 Nov 08
well i would say that maybe they wont release his name but with that small of population they would notice some one missing lol.. i hope he didnt have kids!!
@ahgong (10064)
• Singapore
24 Nov 08
I guess he must have something loose under that hood of his. Grey matter fading or mental state gone on holiday.
The article is funny to read. But the people who are involved in this certainly do not find it all that funny.
I wonder what the court is going to charge him with. Vandalism? or Indecent exposure? or a case of mischief?
@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
24 Nov 08
i dont know.. i image it was horrible to have to clean up greasy prints off the windows though! i have been a janitor before and ugh i wouldnt have wanted to clean that off and it smear etc.. with his age he should get all three.. not like they cant say he wasnt old enough to know what he was doing!!
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
22 Nov 08
I don't think I would want anybody I know to know that my husband or son was doing crazy things like that, it is way too embarrassing.
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@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
24 Nov 08
i think i would move away so no one would know i was connected where i lived.. change my name lol.. can you imagine the families that are kin to killers and people that really do HORRIBLE things??
@CinderInMySoul (4717)
• United States
22 Nov 08
LOL! oh man what a weirdo! the article says he stopped over fall and winter, hmm i wonder why? a bit too cold to leave an "impressive" imprint perhaps? hahaha!
and in such a small town too, only 2,650 ppl. he HAD to have figured he'd be caught eventually..either that or some woman would stop and say "hey i know that guy!" after spotting an imprint. hehe this could go on forever.
i like how it says ""This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," I SHOULD HOPE NOT! so..now the town of Valentine, Neb is famous for its Name (valentines day postal inflow) being name by National Geographic as one of the top "wilderness towns" (sounds like a bit too much wilderness is getting around), and they can now add to that list..being Infamous for butt and genital imprints throughout the tourist season.
LMAO! shoot..i need to save that for the windows..where'd i leave that lotion anyways?
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@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
22 Nov 08
yeah i would hope it isnt typical behavior either because if it is wtf is wrong up there??
