Religions are like FARTS!!

Well, excussseeee me! I, am a lady, and I do not fart. Well, then again I am without religion so..

I'm a devout Christian who married a devout Muslim... does this mean I like other peoples farts?? LOL

On a serious note, I disagree...I accept all religions even if they arent my cup of tea..I mean who the hell would I think I was if I were to be so arrogant as to not accept all ways..Thats just far too c0cky of an attitude for me.. On a lighter note though only your own is acceptable I dunno man...there have been times when I've let one rip and not only did I clear the room but it was SO unacceptable to even me I had to head for the hills

Oh thanks ramangill! Now my monitor has a spray of orange juice across the whole screen!

I actually lol'd in real life at this one. If it's an original by you, then it's double thumbs up from me!

LMAO so true.. sad but true!!

That's a good one and so true! I'll have to TRY to remember it. Annie

Hello, ramangill. Hahahaha, this was fun. Yes, as you said, religions are somewhat like farts. I mean, people have their own beliefs, don't they? And it is hard for them to admit that others will be believing in completely different things. No matter how much they accept it, they will still think that THEIR beliefs are the correct, only. Yes, it is okay to have different religions. But we must all accept that not everybody will believe in the same thing that we do. Then why get nervous when somebody says they believe in ghosts or in God? Respectfully, Munhozmib.

unfortunately this is how a lot of people think, lol. i am a Christian and i am very open-minded but unfortunately a lot of my friends and fellow church members are always putting down other religions and pointing out why they are "wrong". it's a terrible way to look at other religions, that's for sure.

lol I like the way you described religion but its just the true.