Religions are like FARTS!!

@ramangill (1479)
India
November 23, 2008 12:53pm CST
[b]Religions are like farts!! only your own is acceptable.[/b]
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@Sheepie (3115)
• United States
24 Nov 08
Well, excussseeee me! I, am a lady, and I do not fart. Well, then again I am without religion so..
@ramangill (1479)
• India
24 Nov 08
lmao,, when i was a child,i always used to wonder,do girls really fart??
• United States
24 Nov 08
You are right Sheepie, we don't fart.. we expel or poot. We don't sweat either, we perspire.
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@Sheepie (3115)
• United States
24 Nov 08
Rameshkumaar57, you must be doing something wrong! Are you sure it was a lady who you made climax?
@murderistic (2278)
• United States
24 Nov 08
I'm a devout Christian who married a devout Muslim... does this mean I like other peoples farts?? LOL
@ramangill (1479)
• India
25 Nov 08
haha
• United States
23 Nov 08
Oh thanks ramangill! Now my monitor has a spray of orange juice across the whole screen!
@ramangill (1479)
• India
24 Nov 08
lol
@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
16 Aug 10
I actually lol'd in real life at this one. If it's an original by you, then it's double thumbs up from me!
@Ravenladyj (22918)
• United States
24 Nov 08
On a serious note, I disagree...I accept all religions even if they arent my cup of tea..I mean who the hell would I think I was if I were to be so arrogant as to not accept all ways..Thats just far too c0cky of an attitude for me.. On a lighter note though only your own is acceptable I dunno man...there have been times when I've let one rip and not only did I clear the room but it was SO unacceptable to even me I had to head for the hills
• United States
24 Nov 08
LMAO so true.. sad but true!!
@anniepa (27909)
• United States
24 Nov 08
That's a good one and so true! I'll have to TRY to remember it. Annie
@munhozmib (3837)
• Sao Paulo, Brazil
23 Nov 08
Hello, ramangill. Hahahaha, this was fun. Yes, as you said, religions are somewhat like farts. I mean, people have their own beliefs, don't they? And it is hard for them to admit that others will be believing in completely different things. No matter how much they accept it, they will still think that THEIR beliefs are the correct, only. Yes, it is okay to have different religions. But we must all accept that not everybody will believe in the same thing that we do. Then why get nervous when somebody says they believe in ghosts or in God? Respectfully, Munhozmib.
• United States
23 Nov 08
unfortunately this is how a lot of people think, lol. i am a Christian and i am very open-minded but unfortunately a lot of my friends and fellow church members are always putting down other religions and pointing out why they are "wrong". it's a terrible way to look at other religions, that's for sure.
23 Nov 08
lol I like the way you described religion but its just the true.