Kids do the darn_est things !!!!
By ronnyb
@ronnyb (6113)
Jamaica
December 2, 2008 9:04pm CST
When I was younger ,we had a dear sweet old lady with a sometimes brutal and frank tongue,she was never afraid to tell you what was on her mind.Her name was Naany and she lived with her daughter and her kids,and in particular a young boy named Marlon .Now whatever the reason, some people from a nearby church was trying passionately to get her into their church and they made several attempt to recruit her ,to which she flatly refused and knowing her not in a subtly way.Nevertheless they persisted .I remember this one time Naany was able to see some of the members of the church walking purposefully towards her home before they saw her.She quickly got up and briskly walked inside (as fast as a sventy year old woman could) and closed the door.They came and called and called ,Naany was inside but pretended not to be home ,hoping they would get the message that no one was home.At that particular time Marlon was coming from his friends home and saw the church members who informed him that they wanted to speak to Naany .Marlon went inside an delivered the message to Naany who replied to him ,"Marlon tell them that I am not here !!!"Marlon took the message went outside and said
"NAANY SAID TO TELL YOU THAT SHE IS NOT HERE" The church members were in stitches with laughing .They eventually left that day satisfied that they had at least gotten a good joke.
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@suzzy3 (8341)
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4 Dec 08
How funny.One day we were on holiday and in half terms we go local which allows any members of the family to visit us,Hythe in kent is a good place for us to go,on this particular holiday we took our five year old grandaughter with us ,my Dad her great grandfather came down for the day and we decided to go to the amusements as it was a bit windy and cold but wanted to go out,my husband told our grandaughter she could not have an ice cream as it was so windy and she would get ice cream in her long hair and make a mess,so my Dad said when we get back to the caravan he would buy her one to eat in the caravan,she then looked at her grandad my husband and said out loud "you are nice great grandad ,my grandad is a moaner and he is tight I don't go much on him really he reminds me of my Dad but you are wonderful " we were having a hot drink in a cafe at the time and the whole place fell apart laughing.She knew where to curry favour.We got back to the caravan "well GG she said lets go and came back with the most expensive ice cream in the shop and sat opposite her grandad glaring at him while she cuddled her GG as she calls him.Needless to say if she wanted anything else on that holiday my husband put his hand in his pocket.She had him wrapped round her little finger and she knew it .
@ronnyb (6113)
• Jamaica
4 Dec 08
lol She is going to be a very smart woman someday ,who will realise that subtelety can get her into any man's heart faster than even food which is the proven technique.The truth is children can be very smart ,much smarter than we give them credit for.They also have a keen understanding of personalites and ego and when to push which buttons to get what they want lol ,good one.
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@greenglitterturtle (2750)
• United States
3 Dec 08
hi ronnyb....very cute. honesty is the best policy.
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