What Would YOUR Pointless Sign Say?

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I just woke up thinking "Hey, I am gonna' go make some pointless signs to place around my neighborhood". How about a "Garage Sale" sign that points left, then I place them so they direct the person in a complete circle. May not get everyone, but it'll get someone! Or posting lost posters everywhere saying "Lost My Virginity: Cash Reward On return". I am half asleep right now so sorry if I can't word stuff correctly.