The news actually made me laugh today - take a look!
By ebsharer
@ebsharer (5515)
United States
December 18, 2008 9:43am CST
Every morning I go on foxnews.com and read the highlights for the day. Normally I end up upset because there are so many horriable things happening in the world. Okay some aren't funny like haha but funny like you have to laugh because what else do you do! I'll share with you...
1. A man stole a hearse during a funeral!
Thats just wrong in more then one way!
2. People named there son Adolf Hitler!
WHO DOES THAT? What kind of people would do that to their child!?!?!
3. Drew Peterson is engaged to a new 23 year old!
Alright if you don't know who this man is I'll give you a little history. He has been married 4 times. His third wife died in a bathtub and that has been ruled a homicide. His fourth wife has been missing for over a year! He is the main suspect. So now this guy is engaged. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WOMAN!!! Why would you WANT to marry some one who is a suspect in a MURDER!?!? And a murder of his WIFE at that!!! Crazyness!!
4. There is a "death map" that shows where Americans are most likley to die.
For example it says people that live in the south (compaied to people in the north) are more likely to die by a natural disaster. NO CRAP! Hurricans! Tornados!
5. Fast food worker laughs and tells robber to get a job!
Need I say more? The headline is enough!!
6. Can't find someone turn to facebook!
Lawyers are allowed to serve papers over facebook! Has our society really come to the point of no more talking? Are we really that technical!
Anyway these are just a few of what made me laugh today. What do you think? Did they make you laugh? Have you heard any funny news stories lately? What are they?
4 responses
@mindym (978)
• United States
19 Dec 08
These are funny 
. The fast food worker that told the robber to get a job makes me laugh. I should have said that when the restaurant I worked at got robbed. I probably wouldn't be here today since he had a weapon, but it's amazing what you do or say when your adrenaline is pumping. Thanks for sharing!
. The fast food worker that told the robber to get a job makes me laugh. I should have said that when the restaurant I worked at got robbed. I probably wouldn't be here today since he had a weapon, but it's amazing what you do or say when your adrenaline is pumping. Thanks for sharing! 1 person likes this
@general1star (149)
• United States
19 Dec 08
They are great stories. I would rather see some of this from Fox News rather than some of the stuff we get from Fox Noise. I think other news agencies should follow suit. We are being bombarded with terrible things every news cast and it's only getting worse as the state of the world continues to get worse. We could use a little cheering up or a laugh or two now a days.
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@suzzy3 (8341)
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18 Dec 08
This lot has certainly made me laugh,that woman is just after getting her name in the papers he will probably get convicted anyway and she will end up with all his assets and money from selling her story ,made for life and the notoriety.Seems strange to us but to a nutter very profitable.I will start watching fox news as I can get that on sat tv sounds a good watch.xx
