Worst names found by Ancestory.com

United States
December 20, 2008 6:40am CST
omg i thought i had heard of them all!! http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411?pg=1#TDY_Names_Bad on the side it has different sections but here are a few horrible ones i had to share!! “Tiny Hooker”...“Fanny Large”...“Wanna Towell"..."Fever Bender"..."Cholera Peace"..."Bread White"..."Pomegranate Purple"..."Good Dog"..."Judas Christian"..."Doctor Love"..."Sales O. Justice"..."Banana Bowdy"..."Pickle Parker"..."Dinner Ware"..."Ghoul Nipple" can we see the suicide rate skyrocketing??
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
20 Dec 08
RoFLMAO!!! - What a God awful name to be cursed with!!!
The worst one that I know personally is my Dad's friend. He was born to Mr & Mrs Head & they decided to name him Richard. Of course his friends tease him & call him D1ck Head. I think that is a TERRIBLE name to go through life with!!! A friend of mine named their little boy Jeremiah Weed. Daddy thought it was hilarious.
• United States
20 Dec 08
Oooooyyyaaaa Jeremiah Weed, no better sipping whiskey on the market! It will kick your butt in short order. But if I was going to name a kid after booze I'd stick with something like Jack Daniels!! LOL!
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• United States
20 Dec 08
oh god!! well at least he wasnt drinking pucker!
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
20 Dec 08
He said it was his favorite l1quor, but I had never heard of it. Actually, if he was honest, he was a huge p0t smoker so I know why he chose that name. He was in a bar getting drunk while waiting on her to deliver their bundle of joy & saw the bottle. It gave him a good excuse to give the kid a whacked out name!!!
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• India
20 Dec 08
Hi moonlit, Do u really mean that people use this ???
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• United States
20 Dec 08
the names were all gathered from ancestory.com which is a well known website for people to join and look at their database for their family history/tree and ancestors and they took all the names from legal names they had records of in the past.. scary eh?
• India
20 Dec 08
OOPS !!! "SCARY" would be an understatement !!!
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Dec 08
these are actual names, my god what kind of sick parents did they people have
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• United States
21 Dec 08
i dont know.. any one could see that they are messed up but maybe its some kind of inside joke or something
@Zalvor (727)
• Turkey
20 Dec 08
Those are funny! I can't believe anyone would choose to be named Good Dog! Or Bread White! And Judas Christian surely sounds ironic.
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• United States
20 Dec 08
yeah thats what my hubby said (ironic) lol.. i mean a lot of people are up in arms about the adolf hitler campbell kid (which i mean i dont think that that family had a brain cell with what they named their kids) but at least his name was human..
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• United States
21 Dec 08
Why haven't these parents been arrested for child abuse?
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@nadooa247 (1096)
• United States
22 Dec 08
Hehehe with a name like that last one heck who can blame that person =P If that isn't an indicator of naming a kid when drunk out of your mind then i don't know what is lol =P
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• United States
23 Dec 08
yeah no kidding