This Message Is Not For You!!!

Severe Drooler - Odie....you know.....Garfield's buddy.
@sconibear (8010)
United States
December 31, 2008 9:40am CST
well, as i'm looking around myLot today, i'm seeing a lot of people wishing everyone a Happy New Years. and although i really do wish everyone peace, prosperity, and all the best in 2009, this message is not for you. this message is for all our canine friends......so if everyone could just bring their dogs to the computer......i have a message for their safety.....i'll wait. HELLO dogs.....now that i have your attention....i just wanted to say, if you're going to go out tonight............ DON'T DROOL AND DRIVE!!! thank you.....that's all.....anyone have anything to add???
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@myklj999 (33402)
• Olney, Illinois
31 Dec 08
My cat offered to be the neighbor's dogs designated driver, but knowing him, he'd probably get them drunk and then leave them at the pound.
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@sconibear (8010)
• United States
31 Dec 08
hmmmmm........are you sure you don't mean dog lb.???
@myklj999 (33402)
• Olney, Illinois
31 Dec 08
I sit corrected.
• United States
31 Dec 08
mkjklmnop? where is your avatar?????
@James72 (26829)
• Australia
1 Jan 09
Yeah, I have something to add sconi..... Can anyone lend me a friggin' dog so I can share this message with it? If we could also try to convince them to stop sniffing butts and licking themselves then licking people as well, I'd be pretty happy actually.
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
actually James, since New Years Eve is over.......i'm gonna take you behind the scenes of this discussion. i don't even have a dog.....i used to (see photo on profile page) but she's chasing rabbits in that "great meadow in the sky" now. anyways, i was watching the news yesterday morning, and the weatherman said that line, so i thought, i'm gonna build a discussion around that line.....and it turned out pretty fun. also you'll notice most people that responded don't have dogs either.....so i guess it was more for the people. now, don't tell anyone what i just told you.....it's a secret.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
1 Jan 09
I just smashed my laptop screen so that no-one will ever know the truth sconi. (Thank God I can do basic touch typing!) Your secret is now safe, don't worry!
@Polly289 (269)
• New Zealand
2 Jan 09
So much for secrets you two. Just read everything. Remind me never to tell either of you anything personal could end up on here lol. Anyway guys, it's great to have lighthearted conversations. Especially at this time of the year. Makes for a great start. Have fun.
@Polly289 (269)
• New Zealand
1 Jan 09
If I had a dog, I'm sure he would really appreciate that. I know I do and will remember when I get one to take the keys off him. Just in case. Oh, and to put a bib on him or her.
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
sounds like you're gonna be a sensible dog owner Polly. Happy New Year!!!
@Polly289 (269)
• New Zealand
1 Jan 09
Right back at ya, honey.
@savak03 (6693)
• United States
1 Jan 09
Gee whiz. I don't have a dog. Do you have any messages for us cats??
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
naw.....you should know by now cat's don't follow any rules and they sure don't take advice from a bear. Happy New Year savak.
@savak03 (6693)
• United States
1 Jan 09
Yeah you are right kitties are very independent. They only listen when it is their idea. Oh well, I was hoping that someone of your stature would have a beneficial affect on them.
@polachicago (19073)
• United States
1 Jan 09
My dogs are sending you peace sign back. They are watching special teat they get today. My older dog is going to be 10 years old soon... She is the boss here... HUGS
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRROWL WOOOF WOOF whimper WOOF!!! *translation - Happy Birthday* and Happy New Year to you pola........hope 2009 is a GREAT year.
@polachicago (19073)
• United States
1 Jan 09
Happy New Year to you!!!
@wildplace (154)
• Germany
1 Jan 09
Thanks for that message - my boss is outside right now so I have the computer for my own. I am a Shetland sheepdog and I am a little tiered right now. They made this dammed loud noise last night. Seems to be that humans have to be crazy one night of the year- okay may be a few days to (they call it carneval). Could sleep well last night, so I will take boss bed, if she is not looking for a large sleeping session. Just wanted to say thanks for the message and wishing you a wonderful 2009- may all your wishes come true (only the good ones). Little black Zabatha of Queensland (you can call me Jessy)
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
thanks foe the response Jessy, next time the humans have a party just put some whipped cream in and around your mouth, then run around in circles growling and knocking everything over. this is sure to scare the humans away from your home and give you some peace and quiet. just make sure you give your boss a knowing wink or else you might get hauled off to the pound. Have a Great 2009 Jessy, i hope you and your boss have a very Happy New Year!!!
@pyewacket (44031)
• United States
1 Jan 09
Well I don't have any doggies...but two kitties....they plan to fly on my broom with me visiting each and every MyLotter to wish them a Happy New Year..my broom is set for autopilot so now worries about drinking and driving...uh, flying
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
well have a great flight pye.....watch out for fireworks. Happy New Year!!! hope you and yer kitties have a GREAT 2009!
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
31 Dec 08
Woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, yap yap yap YAP ... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ...
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
1 Jan 09
yes......i agree.........but be careful.
@Opal26 (17686)
• United States
31 Dec 08
Hey Mr. Bear! This is Star & Luna! Mom is cooking something in a big pot, I think she called it stew or something like that! Anway, what ya got against cats? Just cause we don't drool? Funny joke! Haha! We got it! Meow! Oh! Mom's coming! Gotta get off the computer! She hates our hair getting all over the keyboard! Happy New Year Mr. Bear!
@sconibear (8010)
• United States
31 Dec 08
thanks guys.....and don't worry i won't tell Mom you were here. HEY OPAL!!! I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!