The Doors Open....Ouch!
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
January 13, 2009 10:32am CST
Imagine if you will that you are paying a visit to an ancient and world renowned building. All around you are experts in their field all keen to share their knowledge with you. There you are, wondering which to choose. Suddenly a dashing and appreciably more youthful guide appears. This one looks a good bet you think. He makes for the main doors which open automatically. You start to move in his direction when your realise that maybe he is not such a wise choice. He has just failed to manouveur the doors that he must have passed through hundreds of times, which have swung inwards when he was pushing outwards, clouting him on the nose. When did you last look a chump in front of a crowd of strangers whilst pretending to be super cool?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
30 Jan 09
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, let me think........
On your last discussion (tv one)!
LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
30 Jan 09
You and Shelley are as bad as bella! LOL
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
13 Jan 09
Hahaha - I wish I could post this under a false name - but oh well, those who know me are used to this kind of accident and couldn't give a hoot. I once got up early to get the papers in from the front lawn, to find they'd only delivered one. I phoned the newsagency to tell them I was on my way down to pick up the missing paper - and hastily pulled on yesterday's trackpants in order to whip quickly down there (it was still quite dark). Anyway, I was grabbing the paper from the top of the pile when I felt a strange sensation around the inside leg - and to my horror, yesterday's knickers fell out of my trouser leg on to the floor! BWAAHAHAHA! And yes, in case you're wondering - today's knickers were safely upon my bod ...
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Jan 09
Well, I have never tried to act super cool but that doesn't mean I haven't look like a idiot a few times in my past either. Like having toilet paper stuck to your shoe and walking down the hall full of high school kids..Or realizing at school that because of your rush to get dressed for school because you woke up late that you had your shirt on inside out. Or even backwards. Or hadn't noticed that as you walked down the hall once that your shirt had come unbuttoned in the bosom area and you were showing your goods..lol
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Jan 09
Lol, I am lucky that in 1990 their wasn't cell phone use like they are now otherwise they would have been some pictures
to send to you..lol Nowadays seems that all the kids have them..with cameras.Now days they are no longer a size 36 C..
to send to you..lol Nowadays seems that all the kids have them..with cameras.Now days they are no longer a size 36 C..
@littleowl (7157)
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14 Jan 09
Being honest p1ke..I can't remember...maybe cos I don't try to look 'cool'!! hugs LoLo
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Jan 09
I'm sure it happens to me a lot but I can't think of an example right now. I don't think I've ever clouted anybody on the nose though. I'm more likely to drop something or trip.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Jan 09
Last summer while I was in a clothing store, my kids pulled down the shade in the store's window. Not quite as embarrassing as if I had done it, but almost...
@snowcat46 (2322)
• United States
6 Feb 09
Unfortunately, it wasn't strangers. It was at work in a factory. I loved wearing flannel, long sleeved shirts (you did notice the past tense?) that snapped instead of buttoned. I was doing stockhandling, so I was bending a lot. Just happened to catch part of the shirt on something, came up, and Ta-Da!! Thank God nobody noticed and I was able to duck back down and resnap!!
@snowcat46 (2322)
• United States
6 Feb 09
I'm just glad nobody caught it!! Closed doors are my preference!!
@dorypanda (1601)
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14 Jan 09
Awwwww *kisses Uncles Fishes nose better and puts a plaster on it*. :)
Well, I NEVER look cool, you can't be an unco-ordinated fish and look cool, it just doesn't work.
I regulary trip over, walk into things etc etc, so I understand how it feels to do that in front of people, however, I've been doing that kind of thing for so long now that I just don't care what people think any more.
@AnnieOakley1 (5596)
• Canada
14 Jan 09
Oh, my dear, sweet p1key. I hope you don't get a shiner out of it. Often, when your nose gets hit, you will end up with one and look like a boxer.
(((((HUGS)))))
@GreenMoo (11833)
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30 Jan 09
The last time I went ice skating I ended up on my bum, looking like a prize prune. I was whizzing around, faster and faster. When I inevitably fell, I was immediately surrounded by those flashy guys, all asking me if I was OK and helping me up. Of course, my pride took over & up I jumped saying I was fine. I drove home, but next morning my arm was black and blue from wrist to elbow and I ended up in plaster as I'd broken it quite badly.
@DonnaLawson (4032)
• United States
15 Jan 09
The last time that I pushed when the sign openly said pull.. Is it just me or does everyone else do this also?? That is not the only time because I do a lot of stupid things, but I am not going to tell all of the on here, I am trying to be super cool..
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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13 Jan 09
Hi p1key,
When I used to work as a supervisor in my cleaning job, after having a talk with my staff one day I was going through to the offices when there a chap that I fancy and everytime I see him I get just get flusttered, so at that moment while the staff were getting their cleaning stuff out, the guy came up the staires and what happended to me? I got flusttered and instead of pushing the door I was pulling it and nothing happened till this guy I liked just pushed the door for me, I wished tht the floor would open up and swallow me up, he just smiled at me, he knew how I felt about him too as one of my staff told him. Lol! hugs.
Tamara
xxxx
@Humbug25 (12540)
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13 Jan 09
Hi p1kef1sh
Let me first say that I don't make a habit of making a fool of myself as it is not my forte. LOL 
Ok so I am always doing it but I think the latest thing was probably back in October when I was telling everyone about how I was going out for a night out with my friend for her birthday and how much I was looking forward to it. The next day I was really hungover and had to take the kids to school and my friends really enjoyed themselves making fun of me. 
Ok so I am always doing it but I think the latest thing was probably back in October when I was telling everyone about how I was going out for a night out with my friend for her birthday and how much I was looking forward to it. The next day I was really hungover and had to take the kids to school and my friends really enjoyed themselves making fun of me. @p1kef1sh (45681)
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13 Jan 09
When my daughter was about 6 she persuaded me to take her to the fair after school. Now I cannot stand to go on anything that twirls, or flips. I was very hungover from the night before and decided that her choice of a little train was going to be pretty safe. We climbed into these cage like carriages and left the station so the next lot of people could get on. As we moved the carriage flipped upside down! Needless to say she thought that the sight of her green dad as we trundled around rolling 360 degrees the whole time was very funny!!
