$100 could save your life!

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This is your chance to purchase a life saving fashion accessory! The annual meteor shower, the Leonids, are due within the next six months! When they strike the earths atmosphere, not only do they put on a startling display they put your life at risk! Do you know the death rate from meteor strikes? Well actually, just one in recorded history, but that makes the odds even greater you could be next!!!!! For just $100 ( plus $150 postage and packaging) you can be safe in your garden watching this amazing display!! Do not think about it, send a cheque now!!!! ( No refunds for any genuine fatalities) (dedicated to transdisc @ Curlyred)