Stupid Warnings/Signs/Etc

There are no dumb warnings, only dumb people! I say this because no matter how dumb you think a warning is, it wouldn't be there unless there was a person out there that needed it! That being said, I have two favorite warnings that always amazed me, never thought they were needed, but then again, they wouldn't be there if no one did. They both have to deal with food. First one. Read the side of your frozen pie the next time you get one. Somewhere in the baking instructions you will read "Caution: Pie filling will be hot when you take it out of the oven" or something to that effect. Naw really??? I thought it would still be cold after sitting in an oven heated to over 400 degrees for almost an hour Next, the next frozen pizza you get, read that too. Should be on the side of the box. A warning that says "Do not attempt to eat pizza before cooking." You mean to tell me that I can't eat this right out of the freezer? I actually have to cook this thing in the oven? Aww man!!! Yeah, these dumb warnings are out there. Just to make sure that dummies don't sue the companies for not telling them something common sense should have!