Vacuum Cleaner 1 Necklace 0

@p1kef1sh (45681)
January 29, 2009 7:04am CST
There I was doing my chores and getting aerobic with the vacuum cleaner when all of a sudden there was the most hideous clanking sound as I sucked up something that I shouldn't. I switched off and began my examination. Small, highly polished pieces of steel shrapnel poured out of the vacuum tube and I realised that I had a jewelry calamity on my hands. Somehow, a necklace had been left lying about and Mr Hoover had digested it spitting out the bits that he didn't want. Now I have to explain to one of my womenfolk how this accident happened. I shall live I expect. After all, it shouldn't have been on the floor in the first place. Have you ever sucked up anything interesting in your vacuum cleaner?
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29 responses
5 Feb 09
Oh pikey what did the hoover do??? Did you own up to it or just stayed quiet about it?? I have often hoovered things up that shouldn't have and had to go digging in the hoover bag for them (luckily when the hoover back is empty so wasn't too bad finding it. I would blame the women, why was their necklace on the floor in the first place!!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
5 Feb 09
Why indeed was the necklace on the floor Cinders. It's not been missed yet so can't have been that important.
5 Feb 09
So you havent admitted to the ladies of the house that one of them has lost a necklace to the hoover then?? Well if it hasnt been missed then why do they need to know!?? lol
@camomom (7535)
• United States
31 Jan 09
I have sucked up jewelry and toys and food and rocks. I've even sucked up socks in my vaccuum before.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
1 Feb 09
Socks! I suppose that's what they mean by "Hose"! LOL.
@camomom (7535)
• United States
1 Feb 09
• Regina, Saskatchewan
29 Jan 09
Years ago I had a cat. She had a litter of 9, count 'em 9 kittens. Frisky kittens. LOVED to chase the Hoover en masse. One day, there were only 8 kittens. You do the math! LOL My kids didn't speak to me for a week! And I never used that Hoover again. Left if behind when I moved..................I no longer have cats either.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
29 Jan 09
Poor oinking butt! LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
I had a friend who had three piglets pushed down the back of his trousers and only two came out! They were plastic! LOL. Here kitty kitty.
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@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
29 Jan 09
Oh my, yes! My vacs have sucked in keys, child toys and dog toys, sand, rocks, and little hair ornaments. Earrings (mine), scraps of paper, nothing is safe from Mr. Vacuum Cleaner! My dog Gus hates him, I have to put him in a room and shut the door before I burn Mr. Vac on or Gus will attack him, I think he thinks that Mr. Vac will turn on me and suck me in!
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@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
29 Jan 09
Oh, you are naughty!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
I read that final sentence in a very naughty way and am now blushing! LOL. I suck up all sorts of stuff but I think that this is a first for a necklace. I get a few coins too. Finders keepers!
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@gemini_rose (16264)
30 Jan 09
Well as the owner of four children my hoover has filched its fair share of goodies in its life!! Socks, toys, pens, sweets and even a pair of undies are to name a few!! I am surprised at times the hoover is still running, its a Henry though and amazingly tough little hoovers!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
30 Jan 09
Henry's are very good Gemini. I wish that I had bought one at times instead of the weedy Hoover that we have. We had a Dyson before and that wasn't much cop after the first year or so.
@gemini_rose (16264)
30 Jan 09
I think dysons are not only expensive to ridiculous proportions they are crap!! Henry was not cheap, well not to us anyhow but he has took some hammer over the years and we have had him a few years now!!!
29 Jan 09
Hi p1key. Lol you are goint to get it in the neck hehe, yes I have sucked up odd socks here and there and onec I lost my ring and few days later I sucked it up, I had to empty the whole bag out, It was disgusting but I got my ring back so it was worth it, but hubby's sock was gone, didn't find that one, hehehe Hugs. Tamara
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
I'd panic if I lost the Boss's ring Tamara. All hell would let loose then! Socks always get separated. XXXX
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@VacSim (10)
26 Oct 18
You're a good girl - your husband seems to be lucky with you, hehe :D
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
23 Feb 09
Well, I see you indeed did live to see another day..So whose was it? Jewelry is slippery and slides off things easily. My vacuum has sucked up socks,earrings,rings,screws..and many other things. I ruined my moms and dads vacuum once because of screws m dad didn't pick them all up so when I vacuumed it sucked up and tore up a good almost brand new vacuum they hadn't had but a few months. Dad was peed off but wasn't me that had the screws out. and it was a shag carpet and I didn't see it. that is why I like my stick vacuums because you can pick up alot of things and it will just go into a bag which you empty and it mostly doesn't tear things to shred's So did you have to replace Mr. Hoover?
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
23 Feb 09
I guess it would have sounded as if someone put a hand full of bolts nuts in a blender on hi..which would probably not give you the rubber burning smell though..lol
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Feb 09
Mr Hoover is still intact Becky. The necklace hasn't been missed so I am quietly confidant that I have got away with it! LOL. Screws must have made a great sound as they were sucked up! LOL.
@cher913 (25782)
• Canada
29 Jan 09
when my daughters were little and played with barbies and bratz, they used to bring everything down to the living room to play with and i was always sucking up tiny shoes and whatnot. i could have started an doll accessory store no doubt.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
And I bet they were always looking for shoes etc too. LOL.
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@kbourgerie (8780)
• United States
29 Jan 09
I remember once long ago in a place far away I was married to a gentleman that thought he was a handyman of sorts. He took it upon himself to take apart a very expensive stereo system. Well in doing so, he lost a very important teeny weeny chip that was imperative to the stereo running properly. We couldn't find it anywhere. In the meantime one of those "vacuum cleaner companies" that like to provide household demonstrations called and wanted to come in and give us a demonstration. I agreed and when they did asked to keep the filters. They were a little surprised, but nodded in agreement. There upon the filter lie the pesky little chip that had alluded us for so long. So you see, in this case the story has a happy ending. ROFL.
• United States
29 Jan 09
P.S. And no, I didn't buy the vacuum. After all the job had been done.
• United States
29 Jan 09
Well, lets just say it didn't perform near as well as it had originally. Which without a doubt ticked me off, as I gave it as a gift, and a very expensive gift it was.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
That's very ingenious of you Kat. Did he get the stereo working again afterwards? Must have been a very good vacuum cleaner because ours would have just sucked the chip up with everything else and I'd have had to sort through all the gunge. Yuk!
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
29 Jan 09
I know that sound you speak of. I liken it to that of fingernails down a chalkboard... only not quite as chilling. The strangest thing I got with my vacuum of late, was a cat toy. Thankfully, only a dollar store toy... but still, her favourite. Stick with a string with a ball that rattles at the end of the string. Apparently, the string is NOT strong enough to handle the vacuum going over it. Now we all know.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
It's one of those "Oh No" moments. Should I ever buy a cat I shall remember that advice. My sister used to vacuum her cat. It got some perverse pleasure from it. Or maybe she did. One of them did anyway!!
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29 Jan 09
ha ha just noticed after my post the comment about your sister lmao
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
30 Jan 09
Oh, crikey, P1key ... I hope it wasn't the Crown Jewels! These days, my vac mainly only has dust - but in the early years it was usually full of Lego. I used to empty it very carefully over the bin so I could extract anything important (yuck) - and I do remember searching for the backs of earrings when the girls were in their teens. The WORST thing I have to contend with are used guitar strings in my son's room - I can't see them when they are lying on the floor, and the first I know is when the vac goes 'WHANG!' and makes a grinding noise and I have to stop everything in order to extract the damn thing from around the roller! I hope you didn't get spanked TOO hard ... or too softly, as may be your wont ...
@p1kef1sh (45681)
30 Jan 09
It's cold here in the Tower of London. I am wondering just what that necklace was. There's a very nice man in a black mask here to see me. He must be a forester as he has a huge axe. Apparently he wants me to put my neck on this block here. I wonder what happens now............
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
30 Jan 09
He be wantin' to fit ye for a necklace, mayhap? Oh dear ...
@p1kef1sh (45681)
30 Jan 09
Would you mind holding my head whilst I tie my shoelace? Oh, where've my feet gone? Can't see them anywhere.
@Jenaisle (14078)
• Philippines
29 Jan 09
No, we use clean cloth to clean. I saw something in which the tail of a cat was "vacummed" lol...and the cat almost got such up completely if I didn't see it and turn the machine quicly. It should be left running. Cheers and all the best.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
LOL. Poor cat although as I said above, my sister used to vacuum hers!
29 Jan 09
bit of a theme going on here with the hoovering the cat
@Jenaisle (14078)
• Philippines
29 Jan 09
sorry for the typos. "...got suck up..." ..."machine quickly..."
• United States
7 Apr 09
all the time! panties alot! I leave them on the floor (most of them clean believe it or not), and I use a shop vac first before I use the upright vacuum (which is now broke, well the belt is), so it just sucked them up! Same thing with socks. I end up vacuuming alot of things up. And once I accidently flushed my bra down the toilet! lol.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
7 Apr 09
Maybe underwear and you weren't made for each other! I am trying to visualise a bra disappearing round the loo bend.
@money123 (27)
• Morocco
29 Jan 09
thanks
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
Merry Christmas.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
29 Jan 09
why???
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
30 Jan 09
... and many happy returns of the year!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
29 Jan 09
Well I have to agree with you they should not have left it there But yes I used to vacuum up Lego Bits, and other Toys and the Kids learned the hard way to put them away lol Now it is Gissi Chewies and wow does that make a noise lol
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
Does Gissi try to chew the vacuum to get at them Gabs?! LOL. Poor Gissi.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
29 Jan 09
Lol no he just sits there and looks at me lol
@34momma (13882)
• United States
29 Jan 09
All i have to say is "RUN"!!! of course it should have not been on the floor. course if it was important enough they would have put it away. But we are women and you the man should have been more careful!!! so i would tell you to run as fast as you can and hide in a good spot!! LOL
@34momma (13882)
• United States
29 Jan 09
LOL! maybe you will learn from this in case it happens again!! LMAO!!!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
Of course you are right Momma. I should have seen it there, switched off the vacuum, stowed it, bent down and picked up the necklace, identified it, taken to it's rightful resting place, returned to the vacuum and resumed my work. Sheesh.... What a twerp I am! ROFL.
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Feb 09
Me not vacuum. but I have picked up necklaces that have been left lying around that the cats have chewed...
@p1kef1sh (45681)
4 Feb 09
Cats make such useless vacuums I've found Dawn. They're more trouble than they're worth!
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
4 Feb 09
I wouldn't say that. A little (or not so little) furry thing that jumps on my lap and purrs at me when I'm down and troubled is priceless as far as I'm concerned. But they definitely are useless for vacuuming!
• United States
30 Jan 09
Not really. Usually all that gets sucked up around here is dust and teeny tiny little beads that I can't see once they hit the floor. Sure can hear it when they go into the vacuum cleaner, though.*L*
@p1kef1sh (45681)
30 Jan 09
I used to have a house rabbit! She was well trained and used a litter tray. At least that's what I told people. But when I vacuumed I discovered by sound that perhaps she wasn't as well trained as I thought!
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• United States
30 Jan 09
*L* At least it was pellets and not something that got stepped on and smooshed into the carpet.
@mands61123 (2098)
29 Jan 09
Yup sucked up the cat just last week caught her tail and watched her spin round eating balls of fluff and what not luckily she survived and is clean and dust free. Not sure how long it will take me to clean the cat chunks out of the filter though *rolls eyes*
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
Yay. A cat sucker. I love it. My sister used to vacuum her cat. I think that they both liked it. LOL. Maybe you could start knitting cat fur sweaters Mands?
29 Jan 09
urgh i hate those mr biglesworth cats they are so ugly mines pretty furry so she manages don't get anything out of it just if they don't move out of the way they get hovered get the dog aswell makes the hoovering more entertaining lmao
@candymarie (1368)
• Canada
29 Jan 09
....kitty litter, but not me, one of my "brilliant" ex roommates decided this was the easiest way to clean up in the little closet where the litter box is...uh, no, it's not, actually, every time we turned the vacuum on after that? the litter would come spitting out, and make a bigger mess....really should of had him buy another one. OH WELL!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
29 Jan 09
That's men for you. We do our best to be "helpful"!!!!! LOL.
• Canada
29 Jan 09
WELL STOP IT!!! lol. j/k. The intentions were there.