Is it true??

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I'm not sure where I heard this but, is it true that Barney is not, in fact a dinosaur at all but a visitor from the planet Zog in a purple suit who has come to make preparations to terminate the planet? I gather that extensive scientific studies have been conducted which suggest that dinosaurs have been extinct for some time and Barney (aka Farcias the Finality Facilitator)- has instructions to tamper with our communication system so that, when a given number of mobile phones are simultaneously in use, the stopper which is currently in the south pole will be released and the earth will carreer into space with do direction, like an inflatable doll with a puncture. He will, of course be assisted by all the pandas who have been planning a major uprising in revolt against the severe spankings they have had to endure in recent months. So, James... is it true that the end of the world is all YOUR fault?????