The Dofference Between Cats & Dogs:

United States
November 9, 2006 7:22pm CST
A Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favourite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite! A Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies are maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.
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@isasice (2015)
• Iceland
13 Nov 06
This is just hillarious! I don't think it's very encouraging for anyone who is thinking about getting his first cat though. Thanks for making me smile and also thank you for what you did yesterday :)
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@meeoww (1174)
• United States
13 Nov 06
Well, this shows either of 2 things... 1) How absolutely loveable and intriguingly smart these creatures are to be this way yet we love them so much, or... 2) That we're absolutely insane, masochistic, and just plain gluttons for punishment! I prefer to think that the first one is true! Aloha!
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• United States
13 Nov 06
Howdy!! Thanks for the response, and glad you got a smile out of it!!!
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@melody1011 (1664)
• India
16 Nov 06
This is a real nice difference. thats why i prefer dogs to cats and have 7 dogs at home
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• United States
16 Nov 06
Thanks for the response!! With that many woofers around, you should never have to worry about rogue postmen...... ;-)
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@nicesky (217)
• China
12 Nov 06
It's very interesting what you said.i like dog more .Because it is more loyal to me.
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• United States
12 Nov 06
Howdy, Pretty Lady! These are just jokes, dear Lady...but it is good that you like animals! Dogs are good companions! I personally like cats very much, but have a "soft spot" for dogs too!
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• Janesville, Wisconsin
29 Dec 06
Laughs thanks for Sharing... You may also like these Cat cartoons laughs. I really enjoyed your jokes. Take Care! I love both Cats and Dogs alot. I prefer cat more, I guess I prefer the challenge of wrestling with them. - DNatureofDTrain ====================== Dharma the Cat Cartoons and Humor http://www.dharmathecat.com