what is the lamest pickup line someone has ever tried on you?

I laughed my tush off when I was asked to guess where all this fella's tickle spots were. We just had out 5th wedding anniversary yesterday. Before that he asked if I wanted to ride in his truck. He told me the middle of the seat was the warmest spot.

Hello doc_alma_jones! I love all what my husband told me just to get me. But the lamest pick up line for me I guess is that when someone courted me and that I don't like the person and he became frustrated. He then texted me saying "I would kill myself if you won't say yes to me" I just laughed and I texted him back " I have my rope here, would you want me to give it to you" hehehe..I know the person and I know he won't do that..

Lol, most pick-up lines just make me laugh, some of my favorites are "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" and "If I made the alphabet I'd put U and I together!" and "Hey, that dress would look great on my bedroom floor" ... Usually I just laugh it off. It takes a lot of courage to walk up to a stranger and start a conversation, and that's a great way to break the ice!

I'm not sure I've had "lame" ones lol, as much as I've had direct. Of course, I didn't know there were pick up lines until after being married to my husband who shared with me what some of the guys in the Army have said to women. Perhaps if he sees I've posted here he'll add his two cents lol. However, the most direct was from a Marine that had bought me drinks at a club when I was dating. It was a long the lines of "I want to have...if you want to go with me to my hotel room".

i had a guy come up to me and say "get your coat love youve pulled" what!!!! do people really still use lines like that. the thing was he was not that bad looking, and may of been a nice guy but i could not not get over that line

"If I was your heart, would you let me beat" lol..., the classic "baby, i'm not Fred Flintstone, but i can sure make your bedrock", "did it hurt? [what?] when you fell from heaven?", the lamest one of all "hey I lost my digits, can I have yours?", yeah had my fair share of lame pick up lines, I just laugh and walk away.

here you go.. hey do you like married men ? and do you what's good dating a married man is ? if i am not with you i am at home with my wife no man have enough time or money to cheat on two women. hey your going to get a speeding ticket for running so fast in my mind dang girl if you were homework i do you all the time.. ok i know milk does a body good, but how much milk did you have ?

How about "I'm a model, you're a model, how about it?" What the...!!? A guy walked up to me delivered that line and got quite annoyed when I walked away, was he for real? Sadly yes. My husband and I met in the most romantic setting ever, a bar. We started chatting at the bar while waiting to be served our drinks and this was the line he used' "Was your father a thief? NO? Well then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?" It's an oldie but a goodie because, although I still can't believe it myself, it worked and here we are! He told me he was in the Secret Service and I believed him, what can I say? I was young and naive.

"aren't your tired? coz you keep on running on my mind.." "what are you doing there? you're in my mind a while ago!" "you're like a cholesterol.. delicious but bad for the heart.." "you're a robber! coz you stole my heart!" hahahahahahahahahaha!!

I've never been uh...picked up, but here are some pretty funny ones that I've heard: 1) You're the Burt to my Ernie. 2) You make my software turn to hardware! #) Baby, did you fart, cause you blow me away.

well, im a guy, i doesnt ever used any pickup lines, haha, but in order to contribute to this session, i will just input a few which i heard from my friend.. =) 1. Are you lost miss? (Huh?) Because heaven is a long way from here.. 2. hey baby, you are so perfect that you made me stutter.. wha-wha-what's your name? 3. Hello, How are you? (Fine!) Hey, i didn't ask you how you looked! 4. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good! 5. You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?

I've never really used pick-up lines before, and the only one I've had used on me was when my girlfriend was joking around and told me "You must be tired, because you've been running through my head all night". I've definitely heard some doozy's from other people in my time though, including "can I tickle your belly button.... from the inside?" And a personal favourite "Hello, I've lost my puppy dog. I love him so much and he means the world to me. Will you help me look in the seedy motel across the street?"

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