Go To Bed! I Mean It!
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
February 26, 2009 3:10am CST
Listen folks, I love you dearly but you're keeping me up.
It's 3am here and I swear the three pots of coffee I've consumed over the
past few hours are NOT responsible for my being awake and lotting still.
YOU are. You are just so much fun!
So I have a plan.
Because we all live in different time zones, I'm going to make all our
lives much easier.
MOVE TO CANADA!
It's not like we don't have the room. LOL
That way we'll be on the same clock and the lot at the same time.
Can you imagine it?So "grab the old ladies, and pack up the babies", and I'll meet you at the border.
Swim, row, fly, sail, run, walk, take a train.
Just get your butts over here and let me GO TO BED!
What would YOU do to change my world?
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29 responses
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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26 Feb 09
I need a few chains. A bigger bed and you Sparky. I'll chain you to the bed, put a computer beside you along with the coffee pot . We can be playmates forever. XXXX Go to bed if you haven't gone already. Or I'll set the lady that sends me to bed nightly on you and you'll go at the same time as me! Which is about 4.30pm your time! If you don't go you'll get punished and trust me, it ain't fun!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
Oh dear.
And to think I waited up for your response. Tell the Boss that I'm on my way to bed sans whips and chains! ROFL Night, night!
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@AnnieOakley1 (5596)
• Canada
26 Feb 09
*Annie looks up at moon*
HOWWLLLLLLLL!!
Hey, that was fun, let's do it again! 
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
27 Feb 09
Well I'm a little late on this discussion.. But you know if anyone of us tried to change your world we'd all have hell to pay from everyone that loves you just the way you are. I would have to just change my world to suit you!!!! LOL!!! I talk to ya soon.
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
27 Feb 09
Getting right on that one!! LOL!!! Love ya hun. have a nice day .
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Love you too...............now where's that dog? I've got the duct tape all ready........ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Great response! Now get your world changed to suit me! ROFL
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@se7enthbird (8307)
• Philippines
26 Feb 09
wow i think i am three hours late for my response and i am sure by now you are sleeping soundly. yes so soundly that i can almost here you here at asia 
. har har har it is still 8:52pm to be exact and i will soon be logging out too. i usually work at nights and tonight is not a working night. this is my chance to lie down with my son and my wife all snuggle up on one bed. so sweet dreams. i will see you when i see you.
. har har har it is still 8:52pm to be exact and i will soon be logging out too. i usually work at nights and tonight is not a working night. this is my chance to lie down with my son and my wife all snuggle up on one bed. so sweet dreams. i will see you when i see you. @sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
GOOD MORNING ASIA!
Can you hear me now?
ROFL
@se7enthbird (8307)
• Philippines
26 Feb 09
wow that was loud and clear. but i am still too sleepy. thanks for the wake up call but i think i will get up nw har har har. yes Good morning and i hope you did got a good sleep even you had a lot of coffee before hitting the sack. looks like you cant get away of mylot and turned you into a mylotaholic.1 person likes this
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Here, ........ have a cup of coffee! LOL
Yep, this place is certainly addictive!
@zweeb82 (5653)
• Malaysia
26 Feb 09
Wow, you're up so early? It's 5:15pm here in Malaysia & some of them I'm sure are asleep..erm at work? Like the horses that stand when they sleep & the gold fish that never close their eyes when they're snoozing? Ahahah
I don't think people wake up that early here either? Haha
I don't think people wake up that early here either? Haha2 people like this
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
I haven't been to bed yet! LOL I'm about to toddle off now though. The orange juice I switched to and the arthritis pills I had to take are doing the trick and I'm finally getting sleepy.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
Later gator.............
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@MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
27 Feb 09
LOL, You are a hoot. I live in Wisconsin, so we are not that far from Canada. Crappy weather right now. Can't wait till spring.
Wouldn't that be nice if we all had the same time zone. Well it use to be that way, until someone decided we need to have different time zones.
Looks like we are going to have to yell at you to go to bed. Or put a timer and a shut down on your computer, that locks you off of it so you can go to sleep. LOL
Night, Sweet Dreams
Hugs MaryLynn
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
I'm deaf in one ear, so yell away. I'll just plug up the other one and ignore you ROFL You live in Wisconsin huh? How's the cheese? ROFL Bet you get tired of cheese jokes. LOL
@MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
27 Feb 09
LOL, love your idea of ignoring me or the alarm clock, I definitely can relate. You are a hoot.
The cheese is great, never get tired of cheese jokes.
Have a great day.
Hugs MaryLynn
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
LOL. Welcome to my world! ROFL
You should spread some of that cheese around the lot. Get everyone all constipated and focused on something other than trolls! ROFL
@Darkwing (21583)
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26 Feb 09
Nawwwwwwwww.... I've got a better idea! Why don't y'all move to England!!! You're the ones are behind in time. When it's 4 a.m. here, I sometimes manage to get to bed, because in some parts of the States and Canada it's only 8 p.m. the evening before. I try to creep around without being seen as the hour gets later, but I just can't RESIST thumping about when I see a friend with whom I haven't spoken in a while! Hence, I have to take breakfast BEFORE I go to bed, because I'm not up until after lunch! ha ha ha.
Brightest Blessings, my dear friend.
@Darkwing (21583)
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27 Feb 09
WOW... really? Not Ireland? Well, if you really feel that way, you can cover yourself by making a note in your will?
It might help to to KNOW you're gonna get here, my friend, rather than HOPE? I feel with your determination and strength of character, you'll make it long before that time comes anyway, my friend.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
I want to be buried in England Darkwing. It's a perhaps morbid, but very definite dream of mine. I want so much to become 'part of the soil' of the history of England. Weird maybe, but it is a tugging on my soul I can't ignore. I just hope I get there and have a chance to enjoy LIFE before I get planted! LOL
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@mummymo (23706)
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26 Feb 09
Oh wow what a plan - I would love to move to Canada! I loved the month I spent there visiting relatives as a child (hard to believe it was over 30 years ago!) and would dearly love to be there again. As my other half is being made redundant in May it would have been a great time to try and emigrate but I don't think they would accept someone like me who can barely walk at all never mind work!
Guess I shall just have to try and adapt my time to yours as much as I can! lol Hugs and hope you have caught up on some sleep! xxxx
Guess I shall just have to try and adapt my time to yours as much as I can! lol Hugs and hope you have caught up on some sleep! xxxx1 person likes this
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
28 Feb 09
I knew that, and so I offer you mine! LOL MY hubs will have done in no time! ROFL
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Caught up on my sleep mummy.
And you know, I have a loft that needs converting................ROFL
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
26 Feb 09
I won't go to bed, I won't!
And I won't move to Canada either, not unless they abolish snow!
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Snow we will always have with us I'm afraid. Wanna know how to become a snow bunny and embrace our lovely winters? LOL
And I am NOT going to bed until you do!
MOM! I'm older than HER so why do I have to go to bed first?! It's not fair!!!!
@Barb42 (4214)
• United States
26 Feb 09
I'm sorry, Sparks, but I wasn't part of your problem. I went to bed at midnight. Maybe you should move down to the Southeast US. But that wouldn't help you any. You are probably like me, stay up until you aren't able to hold your eyes open! I'm often up until 2AM, but it's usually not Mylot that keeps me up. 
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
The only warm body I have to keep me up at night is Spunky and she won't get in bed with me! LOL
Smart dog........
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
Ah, so that was you I saw tied to the computer this morning! ROFL I know what you mean..............
@Barb42 (4214)
• United States
27 Feb 09
Well, no warm body keeps me up at night, either. The other warm body in my house has enough sense to go to bed at a decent hour, most of the time! He usually gets up at 5AM! But the computer usually keeps me up - just holds my hands to the keys and my eyes to the screen! It has me sitting in this chair, and it is on my legs pressing so I'm not able to get up. I sometimes just have to lean my head back on the chair in order to get a nap! THEN, I get the strength to plunk this laptop on the ottoman and take off to bed before it has a chance to get me tied down again! 
The other warm body in my house has enough sense to go to bed at a decent hour, most of the time! He usually gets up at 5AM! But the computer usually keeps me up - just holds my hands to the keys and my eyes to the screen! It has me sitting in this chair, and it is on my legs pressing so I'm not able to get up. I sometimes just have to lean my head back on the chair in order to get a nap! THEN, I get the strength to plunk this laptop on the ottoman and take off to bed before it has a chance to get me tied down again! 1 person likes this
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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26 Feb 09
Hi sparky,
Ohhh, wouldn't that be great? just think all of us on your doorstep. I am like that this morning around 4a.m. I went to bed and as soon as I can get back to mylot I was and its 7.30 in the evening and I won't stop till 4.a.m tomorrow Go to bed and sweet dreams. Lpove and hugs.
Tamara
xxxx
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
I had a dream about unicorns...............was that you haunting my sleep sweets? LOL
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
28 Feb 09
Great minds dream alike Tamara! LOL So nice to know that I'm on someone's mind before they go to sleep! LOL Higgles sweets.
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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27 Feb 09
Hi sparky,
That is so weird, I was dreaming that you were running with your coffeepot and spunkey was running around barking, I think we are all barking mad!!, I dreamt about you because you were the last person on my mind, thinking about all the ho-haa, the other day. Love and hugs.
Tamara
xxxxx
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@hotsummer (13835)
• Philippines
27 Feb 09
well i am active also here. but i still ahve not been that active where i will post for many hours. cause i am doing so many things at home. and there are lots of things that keeps me from posting a lot more.
but i do love to post here a lot . but i am not much into posting only. i am more into reading discussions more and see which discussions will get me interested to post on.
i love to read the stories of other people here.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
There is a lot to post on and about.............
And even if it's harmless shyte, who cares? Fun is fun!
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
28 Feb 09
Let's hope it stays that way hotsummer!...............damn I just LOVE your user name, it takes me right back to.......well that's a whole other discussion! ROFL
@hotsummer (13835)
• Philippines
27 Feb 09
as long as the topic is interesting for me or just fun to post on i will surely post on it. there are lots of topics that still interest me .
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@candymarie (1368)
• Canada
27 Feb 09
PSSSSSST! As a fellow Canadian, I'd like to remind you that we ALSO have different time zones lol.
I am currently in Mountain time in Calgary, USED to be in Nova Scotia, which was Eastern time.
What time zone are you in?
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
LOL
I live on the Standard Time Zone line and never have to change my clocks! LOL
@littleowl (7157)
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2 Mar 09
Hi sparks, if I could have a holiday over in Canada I would, but at this moment in time it is not possible..and now here in the UK it is 3am so as much as I would love to stay up mylotting I am going to shutdown and Go To Bed too...hugs littleowl
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
2 Mar 09
What? Owl's can't fly over the ocean? Bummer!
Sleep tight and sweet dreams.
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
26 Feb 09
Hey Sparks! Sounds like a plan to me! Now that you have all
that extra land why don't you just make it into a nice place
for us to live? I wouldn't mind moving to Cananda! How about
opening a nice Bed and Breakfast or something! I'll work there
for my "livings"! What ya think? Then we can have some mylotters
over all the time! Maybe there are some others who wouldn't
mind changing their lives too! I'm already on the same time
table as you and I stay up late every night already!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
My husband and I intend to build housing for our town's seniors on our land. Then we will deed that land back to the town so that there is always a place for retirees to live that don't want to end up in some impersonal old age home in the city. This way, the houses in town they give up can be updated and sold to younger families and this town should stay on the map!
@mercuryman3a (2477)
• India
27 Feb 09
Hey that is an interesting offer and i am in the mood to take it up. I ma retiring this November after 32 years of service. I need to do something and need a place to go to. What could be better than such a lovely offer. I seriously mean it. I am coming over with my wife and younger daughter in tow. Elder one has got married. Keep two rooms spate and ready for us. I will let you sleep all you want. i will mylot for you while you sleep. Hey we will all sleep together being on the same time zone. I have to fly across the world, but still I will come. Watch out here I come.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
So where are ya huh? I've changed the sheets on the beds and everything! LOL
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Feb 09
I'm an incurable romantic Lucy. Welcome to the lot by the way.........
@Archie0 (5636)
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28 Feb 09
I have seen all your responses and discussions till date and i think you are really smart you see because you cunnigly get people to resond your discussions and this shows how much you are here just to earn loads of money...lol just tell me for sure i will pass on my balance to you if you really need it dear...
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
1 Mar 09
Nah, keep your money! LOL I'm not here for the money, just the fun and friendships. Besides, I really don't make as much as you may think. I only get credit for one post per discussion I put up. And I spend so much time answering my responses, which I do not make money on, that I hardly get to my friends discussions to leave responses, which is where I do make money. Sort of a catch 22 being here and putting up too many discussions! LOL I'm a writer. I know how to write a good 'hook' (title)
