It's an Arboreal Conspiracy

*LOL* Sorry, that is all I have to say. It just struck me as funny. Muuuuaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

let me guess....and you do not tell lies.

Not the trees but the tree spirits are fighting back. Did you apologise to them and explain why you were cutting the tree down? If you didn't then you only have yourself to blame and will be removing cherry tree stumps for years to come.

Hmmmm it certainly sounds like it I guess I would to if someone tried to shrink me in Size I am already little I can't afford to get any smaller lol Maybe you need to have a talk to it and explain that it will stay healthy and look pretty if it lets you trim it xxxx

LOL! I love that song! Do you have a fireplace that you can burn that wood in? It would smell so good!! If you have neighbors with fireplaces, offer them the wood if they'll cut it up and haul it away. That will spare you the trouble and aggravation of cutting it all up!

You are in cobat dress .But the trees have inherent  power to resist themselves.But they have to surrender to human's cruelty.Trees fight back for their existence.It's not arboreal conspiracy.It's a human conspiracy.

ERm soory p1ke but after visualising you as a lumberjack I kind of got distracted and couldn't really concentrate on what else you said! Any cahnce of a lovely pic of lumberjack p1ke?????? Pleaassseeeee xxxxxx

Nature's way of telling you, you are NO George Washington and will never be President of the United States! Bummer.

ah Pikey, Poor tree, poor you, no beautiful cherry blossom no cherry pies no wonder the tree is fighting back. Wish I still had an open fire as I would have grabbed the logs from you. Keep at it, it you will get there in the end. Huggles. Ellie :D

My hubby wears that everyday. So funny! Couldn't you use the pieces for furniture around a firepit in the summer?

Funny how trees seem to expand once on the ground! My husband is a great fan of cutting down trees, and loves nothing better than having a bonfire. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to do that in these PC days - but he does it anyway, and I'm always on tenterhooks waiting for the fire brigade to turn up! Didn't George Washington chop down a cherry tree? I don't think that went down too well, either ...

Hi ya p1kef1sh I would hope that you don't like to dress in women's clothing either but I am not too sure when I think about the bet you have with a fellow mylotter not so long ago! LOL. I have a fuscia that is well established and refuses to budge! I hate to admit it but I might have to send in the heavies!

Yes, I think they do, you just don't understand their language..lol...they're living things too. I've read and article about a gardener talking to his plants and he noticed that they grew robustly. We can always experiment,..lol...happy mylotting.

The smaller stuff is a royal pain, isn't it? That's why we've separated it into his and mine. He does the stuff that takes a chain saw. I work on the small stuff. I break off the little stuff in lengths the right size for the wood stove. I put the tiny stuff in a plastic box I have. I fill it every day with that tiny stuff, and use it for tinder when we get up in the morning. After pulling off the small stuff, I break the smaller sticks then throw the non-breakable ones in a pile. When I get a bunch, I haul them to the garage and use the miter saw on them. I get a lot of medium stuff that works very well on top of the tinder. I've actually gone through a LOT of the brush left over from people cutting trees down. Just doing a box every day. Hard on the hands though.

I'm guessing that you don't have a woodburner huh? We get all excited when we get a monster tree to cut down, and I mentally portion it into how many evening's of heat I'll get out of it. It makes the hauling around so much more enjoyable! I think that the man of the house just enjoys the machinery involved though!

Hi p1key, He wear high heel suspender and a bra, oh yes the tree don't like to be chopped down and its attacking you, the poor cherry tree, to make amends built a little bird house with some of the tree, hope you are enjoying yourself, good luck. Hugs. Tamara xxxx