When Life Hands You Lemons...Grab A Fire Extinguisher!

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I have decided that on the list of things that I hate is Shopping for a new car. The list of things I hate is long, but car buying has wormed its way into the top 10. [b] Do any of you have car buying experiences you would like to share? Do you hate salesmen who act like their children are going to starve to death because you want the sticker price discounted a measley $500? How about finance companies? What do you think about the lending process now that the economy is in the toilet?[/b] If you haven't guessed by now, I am looking to replace my 1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager. I went and looked at a Suzuki XL-7. Great SUV, if you want everyone but the driver to be miserable. Seriously, there is ZERO cargo space unless you collapse the 3rd row seats in on the children sitting in them. And the salesman was a total jerk. So then I went to a different car dealer who had a variety of minivans and SUVs on their lot. I told the salesman what I was looking for and he produced the keys to a 2005 fully loaded Town and Country, pointed to where it was on the lot and said he would see me when I got back. I was shocked. He didn't take my name or anything and just handed me the keys and sent me on my way... alone. So I drove about 3 miles away up the steepest hill I could find and pulled over on the side of the road to check out the bells and whistles. Stow and go third row seats - Awesome. Heated leather front seats - Amazing! Lots of storage, leg room, reclining seats, DVD player, 6 disc CD changer...and only 31,000 miles on a 2005! I was in love! Until I went to start it back up to go back to the dealership. It WOULD NOT START!. I drove the dang thing 3 miles, fell in love, and it WOULD NOT START! So I had to call the dealership and have them come up to me and jump the van. Then I drove it back to the dealership but had to stop a little faster than I should have because I couldn't make the turn like I thought I could. After I made the turn I drove it another 500 feet maybe before I started smelling smoke. I put it in park, jumped out and saw actual FLAMES shooting out of the drivers side wheel well. It seems that when I slammed on the brake the caliper stuck and caught the brake line on FIRE! They made some guy who looked like he was in his late 70's haul a fire extinguisher up a muddy gravel covered hill to put the fire out and then the salesman has the nerve to say to me, "So aside from it breaking down and catching on fire, how did you like it?" My glare and eye roll must have gave him the answer because then he gave me the keys to a 2005 Toyota Highlander, and asked if I wanted to take the fire extinguisher with me. I was not amused. It drove okay but after the experience with the Town and Country I opted to take my business some place else and I am now the proud owner of a 2007 Kia Sedona. It's pretty. I love it! So have any of you ever had a "mishap" while test driving a car? Was it as good as mine? I doubt it. Please share.