Would you rather............

Okay I shall give it a go! 1 Depends on what cheese I would have to smell 2 Definitely scream for an hour - I can do that for hours very easily! 3 A magnetic head sounds like a fun thing to have! 4 I already have an elephant as a close personal friend - can I have a fridge on her back? 5 Yaay free tongue piercing! That normally costs a fortune 6 Those flares could be rather useful around people you don't like! 7 My voice already makes people calm! lol 8 Flying would be so much fun - I want to do it NOW! 9 I lose my keys every day anyway - why change the habits of a lifetime? 10 Those sparks would be useful for lighting candles and barbecues 11 Not having to worry about money would be wonderful 12 No more laundry - ever - bliss! 13 DEfinitely get rid of hunger and disease 14 Debt free for sure - think of the freedom you'd have! 15 I think you could invent a great new dance sucking on that cattle prod! 16 Definitely spaghetti sauce to sink my teeth into 17 Foot long eyelash would be fantastic - imagine the breeze when you blink 18 I am NEVER wrong so I guess those red lights can keep coming! 19 Can't sit anyway so I 'll stick with that 20 Meet the Beetles for sure 21 I would love to bring home the bacon as long as someone else cooks it! 22 Be a webmaster? No. A web mistress - perhaps! Did I get them right twinny, did I ? xxx

1: smell the cheese 2:eyes glued shut for a day 3:i cant answer this one it is to hard 4:elephant as a close personal friend 5:ouch this would hurt but i would take the nails in the tongue 6:i can shave, i will take the needles 7:voice that make people calm 8:read peoples minds 9:dog eat my birthday cake, i can always make another one(i hope he does not eat that one to) 10:sparks with my fingertips /it might be useful 11:tell the future/ i can make money with that 12:never do laundry 13:stop hunger and disease 14:eleven years ahead of schedule 15:depends how long jail time is 16:it does not realy mater 17:both i would go for the record 18:i can take a bus 19:aww this is getting hard, i guess getting a cold 20:meet the Beatles 21:bring home bacon 22:7 words /i need an excuse to leave school lol jk

This is really funny and tricky.

Hi Ms Snow, I'll try to answer some of these for you! Would you rather....... survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants, or smell the cheese? Smell the cheese, at least that sounds more temperary Would you rather....... be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day? Have my eye's glued shut, after a day it would be over, I think the alternative would bother me a bit longer then that Would you rather........... be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or have a magnetic head? Have a magetic head. lol Would you rather......... be born with a refrigerator on your back, or have an elephant as a close, personal friend? I would rather be a close friend to any animal anyday Would you rather........... have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine? I think both sound equally discusting and/or painful Would you rather.......... have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch). I think I would rather die then have either one Would you rather......... have eyes that always smile, or or a voice that makes people calm? A voice that makes people calm Would you rather....... be able to fly, or have the ability to read people's minds? Fly, I think I would rather not know what others are always thinking. Would you rather........ lose your keys three days in a row, or have your dog eat your birthday cake? Have my dog eat my birthday cake, I dont need to gain anymore weight. Would you rather............ have the power of invisibility, or be able to produce sparks from your fingertips? Both would be cool but I think I would pick invisability. Would you rather........... be able to fortell the future, or have all the money you will every need? Have all of the money I will ever need Would you rather............. be able to stop time while you slept, or never need to do laundry? I think siopping time while I slept would be pretty cool Would you rather............. be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease? I think eliminating all hunger and disease would go along way toward bringing about world peace Would you rather........... be debt free, or eleven years ahead of schedule? Be debt free now Would you rather........... suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or be imprisoned? Imprisoned, the alternative seems to painful. Would you rather......... have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or teeth that sink in spaghetti sauce? Not sure there's a difference Would you rather........... have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or an earlobe the size of a basketball? I dont think I could answer this, neither one sounds acceptable Would you rather....... hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong? I seem to very rarely miss a red light now and if you ask the right people I'm not right very often so I guess it doesnt matter that much Would you rather.......... catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or be unable to sit? Unable to sit, liquid nitrogen sounds to painful Would you rather......... Meet the Beatles, or eat beetle meat? Meet the beatles Would you rather.......... Bring home the bacon, or be water soluble? Bring home the bacon Would you rather......... Be a webmaster, or know only 7 words (is there a difference)? I would love to know something about setting up webpages That was fun! Hugs, Tianna