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Blonde is buying a TV "Do you have color TVs?""Sure.""Give me a green one, please." Blonde is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes Blondie goes into a store and sees a shiny object. SHe asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."The Blonde asks, "What does it do?"The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."The Blonde says, "I'll take it!"The next day, he walks into work with her new Thermos. Her boss sees it and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"She said, "It's a Thermos flask."The boss asks, "What does it do?"She replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"The Blonde replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke." Share wat you got with .:US:.