What will you do if?

@tipay26 (867)
Philippines
March 26, 2009 11:31pm CST
Okay here's a scenario: You are in a public speaking affair and before you went up stage the master ceremonies did some beautiful introduction about you. How have you come in your current position in the company for example...and then finally it's your time to take the mic and speak. But you feel something in your stomach it hurts really now! It was like everything that you ate were mixed up all at the same time in your stomach...cold sweats came out of your skin and your hairs rising and suddenly a loud smelly fart came out!!! it made everyone in the affair quiet and shocked.. What will you do? What would you tell them? hahahaha interesting scenario right? =)
3 responses
mamalev
@mamalev (264)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
Hi tipay! If I were in that funny situation I'll pretend like nothing happened and go on with my speech. If I hear anybody complain, I'll remind them of the old saying "whoever complains first is the guilty one" lol. Happy mylotting.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
@krupesh (2608)
• India
27 Mar 09
mamalev & tipay , its already been said that its a "loud smelly fart" , so everyone would know you were the culprit , no place to hide...hehehe
pachuchay
@tipay26 (867)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
hi thank you very much for your comment.it's true though that whoever complains first is guilty or better yet let them show their tongues out if it's white then they are the ones who farted according to some old beliefs...=)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
@krupesh (2608)
• India
27 Mar 09
What can you do for such a natural thing which happens.I will just continue with my speech whether they hear my speech or close their noses is left to them.
pachuchay
@tipay26 (867)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
Hi, yes you are correct it happens naturally and we can't do something about it. It's human nature...I guess going on with your speech is another right thing to do.It makes it more professional on your part.=) thanks for the comment...
sugarfloss
@sugarfloss (2139)
• Malaysia
27 Mar 09
hello tipay26!Haha that is an interesting scene alright. What I would do is pretend to faint after. That should do it :P
pachuchay
@tipay26 (867)
• Philippines
27 Mar 09
Hi there sugarfloss very interesting answer too..If I were in that scenario I would run down from the stage going to the bathroom not for shame but I can't stand it anymore if my stomach is telling me something...thank you for your reply..=)