Which of the armed forces is the safest to join?

me and my buddy Pepe hold up the camp mascot we ki - jsg ss si s-oitj-
@xboxboy (5576)
March 28, 2009 5:02pm CST
It is my wife's time of the month again and i wish to run away and join the French Foreign Legion for a few days until it is safe to return home. i made the dinner tonight and the gravy was not of the right consistancy so she threw a wobbily and ate one of the cats. i tried to run away but she covered the car in chocolate and ate that too. Which of the armed forces should i join? Please remember it has to be one of the armed forces as i need protection. the salvation army is not an option as she will eat my tamborine when i try to defend myself.
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JenInTN
@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
29 Mar 09
Sounds like any of them would be safer than where your at now..LOL..maybe you should go into artillary and learn how to shoot chocolate cannonballs across the street to her. That sounds safe. LOL..that would make me feel better if I were her.
xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
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31 Mar 09
i am so scared i am depositing chocolate cannonballs!
JenInTN
@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
1 Apr 09
She'll be better soon now
mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
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29 Mar 09
Surely you should have learnt by now that whatever you do at this time will leave you cowering in terror in the corner! I think you should just dress up at this time of the month so that she laughs at you instead of wants to kill you! lol NO armed force could protect you from a woman with pmt! xxxx
mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
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31 Mar 09
Could have taken me with you - that sounds like fun and I have made the painters redundant for now! lol xxxx
xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
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31 Mar 09
i am typing this from Algeria. drinking brandy and tar coffee. i shall return after the painters have left.
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MysD
@mysdianait (66005)
• Italy
28 Mar 09
What about the Yorkshire pudding - how was that? Do you think they would let you join Dad's Army yet?
xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
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28 Mar 09
the yorkshire pudding was hard, it must of been as it left a bruise on my forehead. could i be corperal Jones? "Don't panic! don't panic!"
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MysD
@mysdianait (66005)
• Italy
28 Mar 09
Odd that her pms affects the pudding... even though you made it. Better stick to trifle next time