Do you think we can train cats to be assassins?

Train them? Why? They're already assassins. They're just 'sleeper' agents, waiting for the "go" command code from the Great Furry Leader, then they'll wipe out all the people (and dogs) in the world and take over!

I think they come pretrained! Did you ever try to give most cats a bath. I don't think I would be dumb enough to try this one but I can imagine some person thinking that they will wash a cat and take them in the tub with them with the shower doors closed. I think the cat would rather use you as a tree to get out than to get washed. Now that's an assassination! Caution: This is not to be tried at home or any other place for that matter!