Nigella bites back...Cooking gone wrong
By paula27661
@paula27661 (15811)
Australia
April 1, 2009 10:12pm CST
I love to eat good food but I hate cooking it. It is not my 'thing’, I only do it to survive and I've had my share of disasters in my time and so have my friends.
A bachelor friend of mine figured his mum taught him well and thought he would put a roast on for his dinner. He seasoned the meat placed it in the oven and went to the bathroom to take a shower. While upstairs the phone rang, it was some of his pals inviting him out for a drink. He obliged. When he returned the passage light was dim in the distance through the smoke; he forgot the roast in the oven when he went out! Now it was nothing but one inch piece of charcoal, lots of crackling there!
Then there's the restaurant employee who decided to boil 3 dozen eggs and proceeded to also forget and go home. Apparently the eggs eventually exploded in the pan and made a noise that several patrons thought was gunfire!
Do you have any cooking gone wrong stories? Please do share...
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@sacmom (14192)
• United States
7 Dec 09
I've probably had a couple of cooking mishaps in my time, but the worst was when I put a pan of water on to boil. I stepped out of the house thinking that I'd only be gone for a few minutes, but when I returned my house was completely on fire! The whole thing had gone up in flames! Turned out it was only a dream!
LOL Whew! Good thing too, otherwise it would have been a real nightmare!
Happy mylotting!
LOL Whew! Good thing too, otherwise it would have been a real nightmare!
Happy mylotting!1 person likes this
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
8 Dec 09
Phew! You had me worried for a minute there! I thought, "Talk about a cooking mishap! The whole house caught fire!" I do wonder where dreams like that come from...Perhaps you're subconsciously worried about losing your house or whether you cooking is up to scratch...Who knows? Thanks for taking the time to respond sacmom!
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@sacmom (14192)
• United States
8 Dec 09
Perhaps. But I think the dream was telling me to never leave the house when something is cooking on the stove. LOL
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
13 Dec 09
Hi Paula, well I had a near disaster with a pan of cheese sauce to top a mousakkas with, I put what I thought was a very generous helping of cinnamon in, then naturally the same again as one can never have too much cinnamon in a mousakkas, only to discover I'd picked up the wrong canister and added chocolate powder, which really nothing can revive in cheese sauce. I did discover it before it hit the aubergines though and made a fresh bathch.
At the moment I'm madly making homemade marmalade from the glut of fresh fruit, hoping to sell the lot next weekend at some food fayre. I had 3 whole lots together last night in one pan, just needed to evaporate a little liquid, sat down for a moment to calculate percentage of profit to be made, and almost lost the lot through not stirring it. Again it was almost all salvaged, except for the bottom of the pan. On which note I must dash as the bread maker has just bleeped to tell me a second batch of marmalade is done.

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@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
14 Dec 09
Hi Thea, it sounds like you know what you are doing in the kitchen. Me, I hate cooking and I am not good at it and my disasters are too many to mention. Using chocolate instead of cinnamon reminds me of the time my auntie served coffee with salt instead of sugar! At least you have been able to salvage your delicacies! Mine almost always end up in the bin... Thanks for responding, I appeciate it!




