Recent Mergers and Acquisitions:

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[b]Recent Mergers and Acquisitions:[/b] * Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers are now Fairwell Honeychild * Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler are now Poly-Warner-Cracker * 3M and Goodyear are now mmmGood * John Deere and Abitibi-Price are now Deere Abi * Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Depot are now Honey, I'm Home * Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining are now Mine, All Mine! * Xerox and Wurlitzer - no name yet, but they will make reproductive organs. * Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women are now Knott NOW! * Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining are now Zip Audi Do-Da * Confirmation of the rumors of UPS and FedEx merging to become FedUP is still unsubstantiated, neither board of directors seems able to deliver the decision.