What's tired and black and blue all over?

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Nooo.... I haven't been beaten. Sitting here I realized that all the bruises I have at the moment were caused by either rushing to grab my daughter or being annoyed and trying to get away from her lol! I have bruises on my knees from taking her skating and falling down - oddly enough the only time either of us fall down hard enough to get a bruise at all is when we're HOLDING HANDS. Last night I bashed my knee into the bed because I was started that direction to tell her she better stay IN it! After I smacked my knee I thought maybe that was the karma I received for wanting to add 'if you don't stay in that bed i will tie you to it' ROTFL! If you're a parent, are you covered in bruises too? My daughter isn't even all that klutzy. SHe runs into things when she's looking at US and TALKING instead of looking at where she's going, but it's not like she falls down all the time or has no coordination. *I* am not klutzy - any more. Please, tell me I'm in good company!