What I Learned From Noah

@sassy28 (834)
United States
April 20, 2009 1:48pm CST
Came across this, thought you all might like it. What I Leaarned From Noah Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah and the Ark.... ONE: Don't Miss The Boat TWO: Remember We Are All In The Same Boat THREE: Plan Ahead. It Wasn't Raining When Noah Built The Ark FOUR: Stay Fit. When You're 60 Years Old, God May Ask You To Do Something Really Big. FIVE: Don't Listen To Critics; Just Get On With The Job That Needs To Be Done. SIX: Build Your Future On High Ground. SEVEN: For Safety's Sake, Travel In Pairs. EIGHT: Speed Isn't Always An Advantage. The Snails Were On Board With The Cheetahs. NINE: When You're Stressed, Float Awhile. TEN: Remember, The Ark Was Built By Amateurs; The Titanic By Professionals. Author Unknown
2 responses
@kdmlrys (398)
• United States
20 Apr 09
HAHA Number 10 is funny! It's a good thing that Noah's wife is not as stupid (well, Jack says so) as Rose.
@sassy28 (834)
• United States
20 Apr 09
It was a good thing that she had faith in her husband, and did not think he was off his rocker.
@cher913 (25781)
• Canada
20 Apr 09
that is very sage advice! i especially like the last one. it is too bad that the builders of the Titanic were so sure of themselves - epecially when it came to life boats!
@sassy28 (834)
• United States
20 Apr 09
Glad you liked it. I do like the part about the Titanic. It is a shame that the people that built the Titanic were so erogant that they thought it was indestructable.