Euro vision song festival goes Panda Spanking!
By cyberfluf
@cyberfluf (4996)
Netherlands
May 19, 2009 3:04pm CST
If you can make it into the eurovision songfestival dressed like drag, not being able to sing or with all other kinds of non-sence... bring in the panda's!
This discussion is about finding the song that is the ultimate to turn into a panda spanking parody 
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I have written about Katty Perry's: "I kissed a girl" in the first ever panda spanking topic, but I am sure there are some dedicated panda spankers out there that can do better than that. Please, be free to write as many lines of the song as possible or possibly a whole song; post a movie of you singing it or a recording of your voice. FREE INNER-PANDA! .
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I have written about Katty Perry's: "I kissed a girl" in the first ever panda spanking topic, but I am sure there are some dedicated panda spankers out there that can do better than that. Please, be free to write as many lines of the song as possible or possibly a whole song; post a movie of you singing it or a recording of your voice. FREE INNER-PANDA! .1 person likes this
1 response
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 May 09
Ooooooooh, I just managed to catch this one before heading off to bed! 
(I just fed the pink panda on your profile page by the way. The dude was starving!) Jeez, you want recordings???? I'll need to check with my agent first, so how about some song titles for now instead? OK, great!
"We are the Spankions" - Queen
"My spanking will go on" - Celine Dion
"Armaspankinit" - Def Leppard
"Everybody's Panda butt hurts" - R.E.M
"God gave panda spanking to ya" - KISS
Sing 'em loud and sing 'em with pride! The other countries at Eurovision don't stand a damn chance in a million.
(I just fed the pink panda on your profile page by the way. The dude was starving!) Jeez, you want recordings???? I'll need to check with my agent first, so how about some song titles for now instead? OK, great!
"We are the Spankions" - Queen
"My spanking will go on" - Celine Dion
"Armaspankinit" - Def Leppard
"Everybody's Panda butt hurts" - R.E.M
"God gave panda spanking to ya" - KISS
Sing 'em loud and sing 'em with pride! The other countries at Eurovision don't stand a damn chance in a million.
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@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
19 May 09
That's fine for now, James. I am about to head off to bed aswell, but I managed to catch your response aswell 
. It will surely drive my imagination wild and give my all kinds of inexplainable dreams tonight, and if that is the case, the thread works! LOL!
Let's see if I can come up with some titles with my drowsy head:
- If you wanna spank my panda - Spice girls
- Hot your panda one more time - Britney spears
- Pandaspankinginsanition - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
You know the song: chocolate? They sing: "choco choco, clap, clap, choco, choco, slap, slap, everyone want the chocolate!" would be fun to make that: panda, panda, spank, spank, panda panda slap, slap, everyone want to spank the panda!"
. It will surely drive my imagination wild and give my all kinds of inexplainable dreams tonight, and if that is the case, the thread works! LOL!
Let's see if I can come up with some titles with my drowsy head:
- If you wanna spank my panda - Spice girls
- Hot your panda one more time - Britney spears
- Pandaspankinginsanition - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
You know the song: chocolate? They sing: "choco choco, clap, clap, choco, choco, slap, slap, everyone want the chocolate!" would be fun to make that: panda, panda, spank, spank, panda panda slap, slap, everyone want to spank the panda!"1 person likes this
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
20 May 09
We'll have our own Top 40 before you know it! I do know of that last song you mention and I have to say that I like the panda spanking version MUCH better! lol. Now, where are all the other panda spanker's then??? Have they lost their zest for music? 
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@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
20 May 09
Perhaps some of them are on a holiday with tomorrow being a free day for a lot of people. I am not sure though, what would get you more into the holiday spirit than some good ol' panda spanking and music fun?
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