Sssshhhh! Abby's sleeping, don't light a match!!!
By Loverbear
@Loverbear (4918)
United States
May 28, 2009 2:53am CST
I am still busy baby sitting my sister's dog, Abby. Abby is a very sweet Pit/Lab mix dog who is loving and has bonded with my boyfriend and myself. There is only one problem...she farts like a maniac when she is sleeping. I think that she sucks up the air when she is drinking water, because she is a very delicate eater. I haven't changed dog food and I give her yogert every other day.
Tonight she is going like a natural gas factory! 
Even the cats have left the room. (Man it's bad when the cats evacuate!!) She smells like she has consumed a barrel of garlic...which is unusual as I don't give them too much garlic when they're going to be in the house a lot. (It is getting too hot for them to be outside.) My sister admits that Abby has driven her and her husband out of the bedroom with the noxious odors that have come from her fanny...I have been sitting here trying to post and it hit me that if I could harness her fanny to the car I could drive from here to Florida and back on her gas. (I live in California!)
Is your dog gassy? Are you so offended by the odors that you have to open all the windows? Anyone got a cork???? She just blasted again!
Even the cats have left the room. (Man it's bad when the cats evacuate!!) She smells like she has consumed a barrel of garlic...which is unusual as I don't give them too much garlic when they're going to be in the house a lot. (It is getting too hot for them to be outside.) My sister admits that Abby has driven her and her husband out of the bedroom with the noxious odors that have come from her fanny...I have been sitting here trying to post and it hit me that if I could harness her fanny to the car I could drive from here to Florida and back on her gas. (I live in California!)
Is your dog gassy? Are you so offended by the odors that you have to open all the windows? Anyone got a cork???? She just blasted again! 1 person likes this
5 responses
@beamsey (425)
• Philippines
28 May 09
I can't stop laughing! :P This is so funny! I used to have dogs and they don't fart as much as yours does. But it does stink when they do. I don't have to open all the windows though. We just open the fan and hope it carries their gas away. :P It never got smelly enough that we had to open the windows. I have cats too and I've never heard them fart. Is this just a dog thing? Hahaha.
@Loverbear (4918)
• United States
28 May 09
I have four cats, and the worst one for farts is Khuay (the innocent looking one in my avatar). He learned at an early age that if he farted when the grand daughters would pick him up, they would put him down a LOT faster. He also farts when he jumps on my lap. I begin to wonder if I should "burp" him after he eats... I will admit there has been nights in my bedroom that it was horrible because Abby and Khuay were gassing all of us out by farting in unison!
@williamjisir (22819)
• China
9 Jun 09
Hello lovebear. I hope that you don't mind my laughing all the way to the end of the story while reading about your gassy dog. Well, I guess that it must have something to do with the food you offer her. Give it a try to use some other kind of food to see what will happen. Good luck to you, friend.
@Loverbear (4918)
• United States
9 Jun 09
It makes me so happy that I can brighten another's day with a good laugh! I have gotten the giggles over Abby's farts every night! We stocked up on air freshener yesterday so hopefully that will help out some.
I put her back on yogert and the farts have eased off. I give her a small container every day and it seems to do the trick, for now at least. Hopefully it will continue to do the job.
With all the horrible news that we are bombarded with on a daily basis, I so love to post a discussion that will make people laugh and feel better. It gives me the greatest joy to hear that someone laughed all the way through the discussion...THANK YOU so much for telling me of your enjoyment.
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
29 May 09
Omg--I'm laughing hysterically here. My your home MUST be uh, interesting?
If I remember correctly you've mentioned a number of times elsewhere that your own farts are horrendous and sound like sonic booms...so now you have Abby whose farts could probably be used as the latest weapons of mass destruction....
Can't say my two kitties fart much--thank goodness
If I remember correctly you've mentioned a number of times elsewhere that your own farts are horrendous and sound like sonic booms...so now you have Abby whose farts could probably be used as the latest weapons of mass destruction....
Can't say my two kitties fart much--thank goodness
@Ldyjarhead (10233)
• United States
28 May 09
My Molly is only 6 months old and she has started that recently. I haven't chanced anything in her diet, so I don't know what's going on.
Fortunately it's not very often, because it's horrid!
