pick up line best or worst

most effective was "Nice shoes" LOL.... I married the one that fell for that line... shoulda just ran though LOL another great one was I accidentally bumped a girls arm in a bar and she spilled her drink she exclaimed "I'm wet" to which I replied "and I haven't put any moves on you yet" she laughed, we danced.. and well I won't continue the strangest one was I over heard a bunch of girls at a bar discussing how they name their cars, one mentioned she always used real guys names, her current car's name was Jeff... I turned to her and asked "so do you enjoy riding Jeff to work every day".... she heasitantly replied "Yes"... I held out my hand and said "Hello, I'm Jeff" I had to show her my drivers license before she'd believe me, but ended up talking to the entire table of girls for quite some time....

"I'm ugly and you're beautiful, is there any chance I can make you smile?"