Stay away if you hate horrible puns

I like puns exept for some horroble punishments.Pun intened.

I just HAD to open this discussion up and read that one, didn't I! Did you hear about the unfortunate guy that lost his entire left side in an accident? He's all right now! Seeing as you have them near your home, this may be of interest..... I saw a movie about beavers last night by the way. It was the best dam movie I've ever seen! Did you know that taller people sleep longer in bed? (Maybe if you wore platform shoes when you retire for the evening, this insomnia will ease up?) God help us all!

I love puns, the lamer the better! But I can't think of any off the top of my head right now. My favorite series of novels is filled with them from cover to cover. I've been reading Xanth books by Piers Anthony since I was ten yeas old, about an imaginary magical place where puns are real - I highly recommend them.

Hi daun, Pun is the essence of life. What if there is no spice? Life would become mundane andmonotonous. 'Longevity of life depends upon the liver' is a common and simple example of pun but I do not tend to make dirty pun and in case they come my way I transform them to something else. And it works as a boomerang.

i can't think of any puns but i like oxymorans, military intelligence and ornamental cabbage spring to mind