Does Anybody Remember Monica???

@sconibear (8016)
United States
June 23, 2009 7:55am CST
On June 23, 2009, Monica Lewinsky turns 36. Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday she was crawling around on her hands and knees in the Oral Office ( sorry, Oval Office) and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they? In Monica's defense, she released the following statement today, which countered President Clinton's firm (no pun) denial: "I've had enough" This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach anymore. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face. This may be a load to handle, but when things get hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how; head on. I have licked bigger things than this before and will again. No one will be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it. Thank You" besides smoking them, do you know of any other uses for cigars???
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@hanah87 (1835)
• Malaysia
23 Jun 09
Yes,i still remember her.She has shocked all world with her controversy with Bill Clinton.I don't know why she choose this way to be popular and make her own name become dirty.I think she should find better man.Thank you.
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@ShellyB (5241)
• United States
2 Jul 09
LOL I remember her. What happen to her best friend tho? I do not remember her name.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
2 Jul 09
I think it was Linda Tripp.
@ShellyB (5241)
• United States
2 Jul 09
yes, that rings a bell. I wonder what happen to her.
• United States
2 Jul 09
remember her?! shoot yeah! I just got this awesome blue dress at her yard sale!! got any oxy-clean? it's got mayo or something on it!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
2 Jul 09
I'll have Billy Mays moonwalk some Oxy-Clean over to you..........if he would ever answer his phone.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Jul 09
Poor Monica. All she wants is a little respect.... And (ohhhh holding head) I am just NOT going there with the seegar, nope nope no way no how....
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 Jul 09
*snicker*..........you said "head"......
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Jul 09
your jokes suck
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
26 Jun 09
Wow - Monica's 36 already? What a sucker!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
26 Jun 09
@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
23 Jun 09
I am not touching this with Bush's two inch pole. Maybe when I stop I'll have a witty come back.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
23 Jun 09
I'll be waiting.
• India
2 Jul 09
ohh yaaaa.....i remember.. http://spicebolly.com