Chuck Norris!?

Chuck Norris is a fantastic actor. One of my favorite shows is "Walker, Texas Ranger." Yeah the show was cheesy, but Chuck Norris wasn't a spring chicken and he always managed to rescue Alex from the throws of the evil bad guy and then round house kicked the bad guy and everyone went to CD's and had coffee after work. Great show. One of the best ones from my younger days. There is a website called Chucknorrisfacts.com I think is the URL. I love some of them. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris went to McDonald's and ordered a Whopper and got one. Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. I love those facts. There is also a similar website called jackbauerfacts.com after the fearless hero of Fox's "24" starring Keifer Sutherland.

I love chuck norris jokes just becasue the accomplishments in them are so funny.