Country song title?

@dawnald (85136)
Shingle Springs, California
June 29, 2009 2:56pm CST
You spit on my friendship, you stomped on my heart, but at least you're not annoying in bed How's that for a country song title? Can you come up with a better one?
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
•
30 Jun 09
"I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here" Not original but makes me laugh.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Jun 09
hehehe me too
mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
1 Jul 09
my boyfriend gave me an apple My boyfriend gave me a pear My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs I gave him back the apple I gave him back the apple I gave him back the pear I gave him back the kiss on the lips and threw him down the stairs...
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mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
1 Jul 09
What else does he deserve!
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Jul 09
I think you should keep the apple and the pear!
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Jul 09
sounds fair to me hehehe
scarlet_woman
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
30 Jun 09
"just bird poop on the windshield of life" "my dogs gave up the front seat for you"
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scarlet_woman
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
30 Jun 09
LOL i guess either would work for country. my dad used to have this compilation tape called kooky country he'd play in his truck..oh god,i wanted to crawl under the seat LOL "may the bird of paradise fly up your nose" among others
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Jun 09
sounds like something my Dad would play (except he doesn't particularly like Country music)...
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Jun 09
in my world it's more often "bug splat on the windshield of life" lol
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sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
29 Jun 09
"Chicken's In The Pigpen, Cow's With The Sheep.......Let's Eat!!!"
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Jun 09
lmao
savypat
@savypat (20216)
• United States
30 Jun 09
I think the word annoying is misplaced, I just can't get my mind around a country singer using that word in a song, why not just use fine, You're fine in bed seems much more fitting.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Jun 09
Well see it's like this. Spitting on the friendship and stomping on the heart are aimed at the ex and annoying in bed is aimed at whoever the singer is currently with. But I'm sure there's a better word than annoying. Just couldn't think of it at the time...
marcyyyy
@marcyyyy (517)
• United States
30 Jun 09
The sun's in my eyes, I'm swattin' the flies, come back to me, my lover!!! Don't know if it's better, but it's fun!!
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Jul 09
Put on my shades now the flies daid?
TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
5 Jul 09
me too!
marcyyyy
@marcyyyy (517)
• United States
1 Jul 09
HUH??? I like the one below me about the apples and the pears!!!
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thebohemianheart
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
29 Jun 09
Heeeheeee! I like it! My youngest sister used to sing one, when she was about 2, I think. It was called, You Broke My Heart, Now I'm Gonna Break Your Neck.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85136)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Jun 09
ooooohhh I like it...