The cause of the rash of celebrity deaths
By ParaTed2k
@ParaTed2k (22940)
Sheboygan, Wisconsin
3 responses
@suspenseful (40192)
• Canada
2 Jul 09
Can't blame the guy. He'll take credit for almost anything.
Next it will be if it does not rain and the harvest is good. I would not be surprised if when a farmer says,"for the first time in ten years, I did not loose any of my livestock," that Obama will say "thank you!' 
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
4 Jul 09
When a person prays, Obama thinks they are talking to him lol
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@suspenseful (40192)
• Canada
9 Jul 09
That's for sure. I bet he'll take credit for global cooling once the temperature on the Prairies gets to minus 40, but maybe not. He will probably explain, "Why why why? I have failed. It has not gone down to minus 60 yet. Got to try a little harder!" 

@matersfish (6306)
• United States
2 Jul 09
It's a shame he had to kill Billy Mays. If only he would think before acting, he would have realized Mays can pitch socialism a lot better than he can!
"Big or small, socialism inhibits all!"
I'm sold.
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