The Ironies of Life

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Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they stills have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care about them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. Women: 1. The most important thing to a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they always have nothing to wear. 4. Although they have nothing to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag". 6. Although their clothes are always just "an old rag", they always expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they always expect you to compliment them, when you do, they never believe you.