What's the funniest joke you ever heard???

United States
July 1, 2009 10:01pm CST
i need a laugh. the funniest joke i ever heard. ok theres 3 guys on a plane they get bored so they decide to throw stuff out the plane the first guy throws a brick. the second guy threw a book and the third guy threw a bomb. so when the 3 guys come back on land they see a little girl crying they asked wat happen she said that a brick flew out the sky and hit her. they asked a boy why he was crying he said a book flew out of the sky and hit him. then they see a little boy laughing they asked whats happened he said he farted n the house behind him blew up.
2 responses
@clutterbug (1051)
• United States
2 Jul 09
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Edgar, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Nuts," said Edgar, "It's not just one car, It's hundreds of them!"
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• India
3 Jul 09
on her birthday,my wife demanded that i take her to an expensive place.......so,i took her to the petrol station. u see it's not that funny but with the recession,the entire world has become funny!!
@thea09 (18313)
• Greece
2 Jul 09
The father is waking his son up for school, the son does not want to wake up. The father says to the son, give me 3 good reasons why you don't want to get up. The son replies, 1) I don't want to get up. 2) All the children laugh at me. 3) I hate school. The son replies to his father give me 3 good reasons why I should go to school. 1) You have to 2) You are 45 years old 3) You're the HEADMASTER.