Obsession or Possession?

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I have two obsessions...well, I really have 4 or 5 but, for now, I will stick with the two. I have become obsessed with two online games. As I played the last round of one of them, just a few minutes ago, I wondered if I had become possessed. I heard a voice and words that I have never even heard before, coming out of my mouth. I kept hearing: Give me something to work with you @%$*^&%%, *^&&^%$^%^, ^$%^$#@$$%^%! I regained my composure, and thought, Geez, it's just a game! Calm down! Then, I heard the voice on the game say, EXCELLEMT! And, just as I heard that, I thought to myself, OH, Damn! If I had moved that the other direction, I could have made three times as many points! Again, the strange voice, and words came out of my mouth. How $^%&^ excellent could it be when I could have made three times the points, if I had just glanced to the left, instead of the right, huh? Again, I quickly regained my composure and continued to play. Suddenly I saw the most brilliant move in the whole game! I made the move then, quickly realized, once again, that if I had moved the piece down, instead of up, I would have TRULY made THE most brilliant move. And, again, I heard the voice on the game saying EXCELLENT! And, yes, once again, that voice and those words flew from my mouth. You &%&$^#%^ idiot! How was that excellent? Excellent for a *(&%$^, *&^*$%##$ idiot, maybe! That was about the least excellent move I have made all *^&%$^%$ morning! Shut *&^&*(*&^%&& up, you #$%#$@#$ monkey machine! I felt the blood drain from my face, I broke out in a cold sweat, started to convulse, violently. I felt my eyes roll back into my head, and my head began to spin... then it was over... I was myself again. As soon as I could think clearly, I shut the game off and, ran for shelter from the evil thing. What do you think, obsessed or possessed? Or was I possessed by the obsession? Or, maybe I am obsessed with possession, or.............*shrugs* I don't know, but I do know that I am NOT going back there again. Not today, anyway. Do you have an obsession? Does it seem that you become possessed by it, sometimes? Anybody want to my elbows?