POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS, list
November 13, 2006 12:13am CST
POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS - FEMALES 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is SURGICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10.She is not a SL*T - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 12.She is not a TWO-BIT WH*RE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS - MALES 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.