What's the worst pickup line ever used on you?

Philippines
July 21, 2009 2:12pm CST
So, I know you're in a relationship but do you happen to have an identical twin I could have for the night? Or better yet, did you have a sudden change in morals when I said that and just want to do it no strings attached? Come on, you know you want to..
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• United States
21 Jul 09
Not me but I stood by laughing my tush off when a guy asked my cousin this gem, "is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure can see myself in your pants" He threw a few others out there but that was the one that I couldn't even hold the tears of laughter back. The one used on me that had to be my favorite was "I am from the future and I have to say in my time we make beautiful love every night"
• United States
21 Jul 09
"I can see myself in your pants." I don't know if I'd laugh or get out my mace! :) Hahaha.
• United States
22 Jul 09
Lucky for him it was a friends brother so we where comfortable enough to just laugh at him
• United States
21 Jul 09
I think the worst one is when I sign on to chat rooms in yahoo chat and I get ..... What size boobs do you have or what's your cup size? It's like come on don't you have anything better else to talk about. I mean do you have to know my bra size before you'll talk to me?
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• Philippines
22 Jul 09
yeah, i also get irritated with those kind of pervs.
• United States
21 Jul 09
Oh wow...I once was walking out of my high school in senior year, and I heard, "Hey baby, what up?" His tone of voice was absolutely hilarious, and when I looked over at him he was about my size (I'm very tiny) and was wearing a huge baby blue bubble coat, looked like he was twelve, with glasses. I couldn't say anything back because I was laughing so hard. But I couldn't help it! I've had some men interested in me to where it was funny the way they'd ask, "How are you and your boyfriend?" and refuse to recognize that I was engaged to be married, but none of them beat that guy that looked like he should be in kindergarten and calling me baby...wow.
• Philippines
22 Jul 09
OMG, i can imagine that!
• United States
22 Jul 09
My fiance and I were just talking about this last night! The worst pickup line ever used on me was when I was at a conference, and staying in a different hotel down the block because it was cheaper. And as a group of us were walking to one of the events, this guy came over to me and was like, "Are you staying in the host hotel?" When I said no, he raised his eyebrows at me and was like, "Do you want to?" Ugh.
• Philippines
22 Jul 09
haha that guy likes you! LOL
• United States
22 Jul 09
Heh. Too bad I didn't like him. The look on his face was priceless when I started laughing and was like, "Did you really just ask me that when we've never met?"
@kaykaygee (117)
• United States
21 Jul 09
The LAMEST of the lame... "My friend wants to know if you'll go out with him sometime." HAHA. Especially when you've never met either of them. Psh. Classic.
• Philippines
22 Jul 09
haha, i agree with ya. they really sound so pathetic when they say that right?
• Philippines
3 Jun 13
I have accompanied my mom to a doctor at this condominium in the capital to have her tumor at her leg removed. As I wanted to pee I went out to a fast-food restaurant. There's this girl who had some fries that I met. She offered to give fries at a time when it was just us but I ignored her like I was dumbfounded. As I return inside the doctor's clinic, I again saw that girl when she entered the room. I like the way that she's generous but somethings holding me back.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
21 Jul 09
OH, it HAD to be the guy who asked me if my boobs were real!!!
@delrene (158)
• Philippines
23 Jul 09
the worst line i heard was from my ex boyfriend he asked me "what's your vital statistics?" like hey is it just the body important to you??
• United States
23 Jul 09
I work for the Gas Company reading gas meters all day long. I was once asked by someone, "Do you want to read my meter?" Of course having a double meaning.