Strange Wealthy Mystery Civilization Has Nearly Taken Over My Neighborhood!!!!

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Yup, they've nearly over taken the whole city of Las Vegas and they make up a vast majority of the residents in the apartment complex where I live. I'm not sure, but I think they come from some exotic place as they all seem to have deep tans. They also speak a mystery dialect which I thought would be their downfall, as they wouldn't be able to communicate with us Americans. But not to fear, the local government has accommodated them by giving them the option of pressing 2 on their touch tone phone and by printing pizza coupon flyers in both English and their language. Heck I saw a Gatorade bottle the other day that was printed in English AND this mystery language. Heck they even run most of the fast food places in town.....if I can figure out what their native tongue is I was thinking about hiring a translator so I can order a Big Mac. They seem happy enough............sometimes I can hear them partying and AYE-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-ing till 2 or 3 in the morning. I think they may actually be refugees from some large international circus, because they blast what sounds like carnival music at all hours of the day and their small children do gymnastics and screaming marathon runs UNSUPERVISED in the parking lot right under my apartment window. I know they're rich because whenever I go to the laundry room, just one of them will have every single washer and dryer filled.......with more loads waiting in the wings........that's a lot of quarters! I guess they have a lot of laundry because of their large families......it's not unusual to see 20 of them living in the same apartment. I saw one of their women folk get on the bus the other day with like 8 kids under the age of 10 and a pregnant belly that looked like it was ready to pop at any second.........it must be nice to have the wealth to raise so many children at once. I see their men folk gathering in the parking lot at Home Depot......I'm assuming this is where they receive money drops from their home kingdom. Anyways.......welcome to the neighborhood my brown skinned friends.......I know I don't know you personally but, Jose Cuervo is a good friend of mine. mi casa es MI casa!!! Do you ever buy tamales from the guy that sells them out of a shopping cart with a bike horn on the handle???