Kids jokes / Bad Jokes

July 22, 2009 5:39am CST
I have two godson`s who always when ever i see them come to me with really bad jokes. For example "why are pirates called pirates?...... Just because they ARRRRRggggghhh". Most of my jokes are not suitable for kids so has anyone got any jokes that are suitable for kids. Little quick 1-2 liners that will tickle 4-8 year olds funny bones. Cheers
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sneakerprince
@sneakerprince (71)
• United States
25 Jul 09
Why was the broom late ? It over swept ! Why was Cinderella no good at football? She kept running away from the ball What did the sea say to the mermaid? Nothing-it just waved. Do giants eat people with their fingers? No, they don't eat their fingers. Knock-Knock Who's there? Boo Boo-who? Don't cry, its only a joke What did the tomato say to the vinegar? Catch-up! Why is there conversation always happening in the garden? Because Jack and the beans-talk!
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Iriene88
@Iriene88 (5343)
• Malaysia
22 Jul 09
Hi smurfuk76, here is a kiddy joke, perhaps you can try... What do you call a butter that being throw out of the window? Answer : Butterfly What do you call a man that climbing the wall? Answer : Spiderman