You can't get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
July 22, 2009 11:32am CST
A serious crime has been perpetrated at Alice's Restaurant! A box of 10 choc ices has gone missing (choc ice = Klondike Bar for those that don't recognise the term). Turn up the heat, find the wretches that have cruelly robbed our friend of her little chocolaty ice creamy treats. Have you seen the wicked, cruel, heartless, unfeeling villains that did this. The whole of Webland must be on the lookout now. Please write your eye witness accounts below.
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@coatsworth (93)
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22 Jul 09
Hey l thought l sore the thef run across my screen with what looked like you choc bars. did not look as though there was much of them left. if you hurry you may catch the theif as he goes across the web
good luck
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@coatsworth (93)
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22 Jul 09
l am on your left or is that is your right. hey! there is a trail of melted chocolate on the ground. we need to find the theif or there will be no more left for you hey you give us that back l am on the tail of the theif O no lost the theif running too fast for me
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@coatsworth (93)
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24 Jul 09
well my kids do not think so thay think lhave a dry sense of humour and not funny. never mind!
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
22 Jul 09
I cannot tell a lie. I put those 10 boxes of chocolate ices at the bottom of all of the bags in the local landfill last night. I swear they were full when I put them there, although by the time you find them, they will appear to be empty and flat. You will just have to check the 8 x 10 glossies...although I saw no flashes while I was doing my deed, to the pictures will be on the dark side. So, the short of it is: You can get any non-ices you want at Alice's Restaurant! 
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
22 Jul 09
Best viewed from the kneeling position....lol.
I used to live not far from the place that Alice's Restaurant is based on. It's nestled in a quaint little village in the Berkshires of Massachusetts. The local badges are most apt to be at the donut shop in the overnight hours (for their favorite apple cider donuts), so I'm surprised that Alice only lost her ices. Oops, shouldn't have said that. Tell her NOT to do an inventory...lol.
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@nannacroc (4049)
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22 Jul 09
If the photo has worked this is a picture of a suspect, I saw him running from the restaurant on the day in question. He was behaving in a suspicious manner and appeared to be melting as he ran.
Hope this helps in your search.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
22 Jul 09
I've managed to get some word from the street and it appears that a bus load of senior citizens that were accidentally shown the movie "9 and a half weeks" on a day trip may be involved. As much as it's important to have evidence, I hope to God that no one got any camera footage of this. 
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
22 Jul 09
I have no eyewitness account, but I do have a question.
Won't the bars melt if the heat is turned up?
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
22 Jul 09
I don't know about that. It's just that some days, my logical mind takes over and I can't stop it.*L*
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
22 Jul 09
Heeee! pikey, I think I know where those ice cream bars got off to!
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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22 Jul 09
Hi p1key,
Sorry but I have not seen nor hide or hair of anything that is unsual goings on, hang on a minute while I wipe the dribble from chin, nope I haven't seen anything, can't help you I'm afraid. Hugs.
Tamara
xxxx
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