Directory Enquiries? I'll Just Unbutton My Shirt

Well, you could always sing..I'm to sexy for my shirt as taking it off..hmm..I have the weirdest dreams ever but only remember most of them a few minutes upon waking thinking what the heck was that all about..lol I should keep a dream journals because with certain foods I eat..I can have some doozies...the one most dreamed that I do remember for that reason is one where I go back to school and I always have a red and why dress on..and then I end up having to pee..and through the rest of the dream..I am trying to find a bathroom but each door I open is never the right one..

P1ke- What a fascinating dream. It sounds as if you do a lot of work for the "Boss" and that perhaps in some sense this was a way of being a part of her life as she had to come to you for the information any time she needed it. And I don't mean to say you are not, but meaning that her friend's etc listed in the book were now a permanent part of your body. It is also a very vunerable position, being naked even partially in a dream. So perhaps some of it was anything going on in your waking world of vunerabilities that you would like to share with your wife. Or perhaps even have shared in the past. Mirrors are an interesting thing when it comes to the waking and dream world. They can represent a great many things. Mirrors are used in Feng Shui to repel negative energies. In divination they are used to divine the future, current situations, etc. And in some belief systems they are a look into the person's spirit world. I keep a dream journal, though even I admit I am not very good at recording every dream I have. Lately I've been dreaming a lot of Bruce Campbell and Jeffrey Donovan from a television series called Burn Notice lol. Namaste-Anora

nothing quite like that - tho I'd hope that the Boss rather liked looking up numbers...

I dreamt I was playing Texas Holdem with Bella. Weird because she's dearly departed and I don't know how to play texas holdem. That was the oddest dream I had recently. But just this morning I dreamt that I took my daughters swimming out at our swimming spot and there was this creepy guy there and he started saying "Fe Fi Fo Fum I'm gonna eat me a baby bum" as he was coming towards my baby. I was only wearing a bikini yet I managed to pull a handgun out of somewhere and I shot him in the face blowing his head clean off. Then my oldest daughter casually kicked him off the bridge downstream from where we swim so there wouldn't be any blood in our water. Weird. Just Weird.

What are you going to do when the address book expands to where it won't fit on the chest and stomach? The dream about the color coded cat nipples is still the weirdest one I can recall...

Well this is a very odd dream, but I was in my house and I had a dream that the scary clown off of the movie "It" was all over my house and I went into my sisters room and somehow my french teacher was there and I got my baseball bat and kept hitting him and that scary clown in the head, but they wouldnt get hurt! I have nothing against my french teacher but for some reason in my dream I thought he was evil. I woke my self up after a while because all of the clowns started attacking me and I couldnt run very fast and my baseball bat was worthless!

Hmmm can I put my Phone Numbers and Addresses there as well please I will take the Top half lol I always have strange Dreams believe me, but never one like that xxx

What a strange dream! Yes, I have odd dreams like that. Last night was bad--I blame it on you telling us about being up all night --and the little I did sleep, I had weird dreams. In one I was looking for money to pay my mortgage and I was in a game that I like to play sometimes; I would be walking along and be sprung up in the air and when I landed there was a golden coin. But I had to jump down from a great height and although I didn't break anything, it was very scary and when I reached the ground I'd lost the coin. This went on for quite awhile. I think I got about 2 hours sleep total. When I turned on the light to read, it was so painful to my eyes that I could only lay there in the dark and try to sleep. On the bright side, tonight I'll be really tired so I'll probably have a great night!

Hi p1key, Maybe secretly wants to know whats in your bosses addres book, lol! but nope, I haven't had strange dreams latley or I don't remember them. Hugs. Tamara xxxx

I haven't had a strange dream in a very long time. I do dream instructional videos, though. When I get stuck on a design, and can't figure it out in my waking mind, it bothers me enough that I will dream about it at night. It always runs like an instructional video. The next day, I get up and complete my design, easy as pie.

In your dream you had no spectacles in your eyes. So you could not read the words of opposite direction in the mirror.You are lucky that you awoke before your dream came to an end.Otherwise you would caught by your Boss.She might sue against you for stealing her address book.

You haven't watched Superman recently, have you? Your dream is interesting, and good thing the list wasn't tattoo'd on your hind quarters, huh? If that was the case, I'd want to be your boss....LOL. The weirdest dream I had recently isn't as funny as yours, but it was spooky. As I lay in bed, I heard a knocking. Thinking my sons forgot his house key, I went and checked the door...but no one was there. When I got back into bed, I heard a male voice (clear as day) say, "Your darkest moments will become golden". Now what does that mean? I would swear that I was awake for it, but I might have dream the whole sequence of events too.

thats so weird to have a dream like that. mind you l would like to have a dream l am finding it just a bit hard to go to sleep at present (bad back)l even forgot to take my laptop to bed with me. So l would beable to go on line. that is just like me to do something like that l would forget my own head if it was not fixed on.

I have thought long and hard since yesterday about this discussion P1key and for the life of me I can't remember having any odd dreams recently! Now I Know that I do dream and have odd unusual dreams but for some reason unless they are nightmares or Extremely odd dreams, I as a general, rule don't remember my dreams! Sorry I couldn't come up with anything better for you to chew on this time P1key!!

hi pikey my odd and awful d ream is goining shopping at Jc pennys and not finding the store. all the streeets look different and I canot find the people i was with.I walk and walk,and ask people to tell me where is the JC Penny store.they just look at me and shrug. I end up in an industrial part of this city with bulldozers and buildings full of industrial stuff. I keep dodging machinery and I am totally lost. I tryto phone Jc penneys but keep getting busy signal then Idecide oh Ill get a cab and they can take me to JC Pennys but first I w ake up,oh my I am not lost,I was just dreaming.but I have this same evil dream over. thats so frustrating to me. at least yours is not scary but just fun. wow.

That is an odd dream! I havent had any memorably odd ones lately - But i've also learnt not to drink soda before bed! If i have pop before bed i have the WEIRDEST trippiest dreams EVER.