Increase Your Chances Of Not Becoming The Victim In A Horror Movie
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
July 29, 2009 11:08pm CST
I Love Scary Movies!
Blood, guts, zombies, corpses, slashers, torture devices, psychopathic killers, stupid teen bimbos............I all of it!!!
The types of killers and killings, are as numerous and varied as the types of plots, victims, and locations.
But most horror movies usually have a common thread that ultimately becomes the downfall for one or more unsuspecting victim.
My advice........Get in - Take care of business - Stay focused - Keep your eyes pointed forward - GET OUT!!!
Let me give you a scenario that runs through most horror movies so you can see what I'm talking about:
You're partying/camping/on vacation with your friends.......a group of incredibly stupid, but totally sexy teens.
Your car breaks down/you become lost/you want to visit the creepy wax museum run by the inbred looking guy.
You try to find some kind of help so, against your better judgment, you go inside the creepy looking mansion/the abandoned slaughter house/the creepy wax museum run by the inbred looking guy to use the bathroom/make a phone call/try to find a fan belt to fix the car.
Regardless if you're successful or not, you want the Hell out of there now.
You head for the exit and the door is just steps away, when something catches your eye off to the side.
So you go into the weird bedroom/dark dusty cellar/concrete walled room with chains hanging from the ceiling.
And that my friends is your downfall......the atmosphere changes, the lights dim, the ominous music reaches a crescendo. and BAM the next thing you know, you've got a machete rammed through your skull like a shish-kabob!!!
THE DOOR WAS RIGHT THERE!!! just because you see it. doesn't mean you have to check out the scary doll/the unidentifiable embryo in the jar/the book with the monkey paw on the cover.
Just Get in - Take care of business - Stay focused - Keep your eyes pointed forward - GET OUT!!!
Take my advice and you might just make it to at least one of the sequels.
I don't know about you, but I'm out of there as soon as I hear that eerie music!
Anyone else have any tips to survive a zombie attack/blood suckers/whack job in a hockey mask???
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8 responses
@tessrow (92)
• United States
1 Aug 09
It occurs to me that I have a question I've never seen answered, and since you folks seem very expert in the ways of horror, maybe you can address it for me.
If you're going out into the wilds, for whatever reason, wouldn't you make sure your cell phone is charged? Wouldn't you keep checking it for a signal, just in case? And if by chance you didn't have a signal anymore, wouldn't you head back to where you DID get a signal, so you'd know where to run if there was an emergency?
Why don't they do this?
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@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
31 Jul 09
I don't usually watch horror flicks but I've seen a few, my advice is this:
#1- do not babysit in a creepy mansion, Not for any amount of money or pot!
#2- Do NOT answer the phone after the 1st heavy breather call, duh!
#3- use the children as bait, it will aid in your own escape.
#4- Never volunteer to be part of a "circle" at the voodoo priestess's house.
#5- don't watch scary movies and then visit the grave yard or abandoned church.
#6- LISTEN TO THE MUSICAL/LOUD NOISE CUES!!!
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Jul 09
Don't answer the door when you're at home at night or go into dark alleys or run screaming into thewoods?
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jul 09
I especially like the DON'T run screaming into the woods part.
after all that's where us bears.......well.......you know..........do our thing.
it's VERY annoying! 
WATCH YOUR STEP!!! 
WATCH YOUR STEP!!! 
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jul 09
I'm sorry Butterfly, but the rest of the group has had a conference, and we have anonymously decided to use you as zombie bait.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
30 Jul 09
good advice sky......we see it happen time and time again.
although, sometimes the girls do try to cut down on wind resistance by removing several articles of clothing.
just remember folks......stay on your toes......it doesn't matter how fast you run, and how slow and lumbering the killer seems to be......they're always RIGHT behind you.
i wouldn't even use them as weapons if they were pradas. 
@Rallon (441)
• United States
13 Oct 10
I love horror movies! They are good entertainment and even if it turns out to be a "B" movie I still end up liking it. I can't seem to get enough of them. But I think I prefer the ones that are more suspenseful rather than just all gore and violence. I really like the Halloween, Friday 13th and Freddie series. The classics are always the best! Have you seen "Trick or Treat"? Its really good too.
@stanley777 (9401)
• Philippines
8 Apr 10
yep..it's the curiosity of people that can kill... why would they even go to scary places...
to survive horror movies- follow your intuition..never let your guard down and if you see a weapon take it and don't hesitate to kill the killer..
