How do you like your children?

Just like WC Fields likes his - well done! Mmmmm, crispy kiddos.........

LOL LOL LOL. you are too dang funny!! i like my children, fun, funny, silly, responisble, always listening, knowing that i am the boss, sweet, out going, giving, loving and always knowing Momma has the last word

I think roasted with new potatoes. How about you?

Coated with Ice Cream, Strawberry's and a bit of Chocolate Tried that with Gissi but he ate all the ice cream, Strawberry's and chocolate, so I had no chance of enjoying lol

I like mine battered and fried, like a chicken fried steak. Do you know what that is? Mmmmmm, good stuff with mashed potatoes corn and gravy! Oh, now I am hungry.........thinking about what to make for dinner.

Hi plkeflsh, I wouldn't eat my chilren any other way than grilled, it's the normal way to have them. Actually the Greek word for lamb chops is often confused with the word for children, so many foreigners are often caught out ordering grilled children in the tavernas. TRUE.

Barbecued...

slow roasted - over an open fire... I really am not fond of anything much (besides onion rings and potatoes) deep fried...

All of my children had habits of crawling in roasters and frying pans when they were little. In fact when I gave birth to my first son and found out he weighed 11 lbs the first thing I said was "I made a smaller turkey for Christmas!" Then as soon as he learned how to walk the first thing he did was pull the roaster out of the cupboard and crawl inside it. I wish I had the picture on this computer.

LMAO and to answer your question.... I like my children clean and sleeping!(both at once doesn't happen very often around here LOL)

well pikey for two weeks my son didnt visit me and I can say I could see him roasted good but he did make it up and came to see my four days in a row so I will not roast him, hes a pretty good son after all be sides hes my computer fixer, and Id have to pay someone without my son's help.so I will keep him until the next time he doesnt come to see me for weeks. thanks for a great laugh, I needed it. I have typed more message, oh responses really and had half of them disappear today. made me want to roast whoever c aused that.

I like them sitting on my lap and ticklish...

LMAO. Well then - I guess it depends on how much trouble they're in!! LOL.

Funny my family refers to all the young children as chicken...lol

How do I like my children ? as far away as possible !!! No only joking (not) like every body else I couldnt eat a whole one, but grilled both sides and well done with cheese on top.

Hi pikey, Nope, I have never tasted children, but bet they "finger Lickin good" bless em!. Hugs. Tamara

he he he...I would like them to be well behaved, neat, clean, beautiful and all the things in between. They should also be intelligent, resourceful, have initiative and should be the best that they could be in any career they opt to pursue. Finger lickin is for Kentucky friend chicken and I love it.

I'm pretty flexible, but if he comes home either fried or deep fried, I can guarantee you that he will be roasted on top of it! I reserve the 'finger lickin' good' for others that I hold in high regard

I like my children roasted slowly over a spit in the garden.

As a former catering supervisor, I can pass on my expertise here. To take advantage of the tender young flesh, cut your children into thin strips and stir fry with plenty of fresh vegetables. That will get the little darlings back for refusing to eat their veggies while they had the chance!