Full circle karmic forces in play by the use of Superglue! lol.
By James72
@James72 (26790)
Australia
August 4, 2009 1:16am CST
I just read the following article this morning and I can't help but laugh at the situation: http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5774216
Lorena Bobbit became infamous for chopping off her philandering Husband's manhood, but it seems that women these days are being far more conscientious and humane! 
So, don't even THINK about cheating guys, 'cos your Missus may just superglue your wobbly bits to your stomach! 
How badly do you think these woman should be punished then?
So, don't even THINK about cheating guys, 'cos your Missus may just superglue your wobbly bits to your stomach! How badly do you think these woman should be punished then?4 people like this
10 responses
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
4 Aug 09
Punished? I think they should be applauded!
At least the men still have their parts attatched! *LMAO*
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
4 Aug 09
Sorry, I meant they have them attached.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
4 Aug 09
Yeah, yeah, we all KNOW what you mean when it comes to manly attachments! Good Lord, I thought that this discussion was destined for the zero lists! At what stage did we all lose our fascination with superglued genitals? 
Good luck to this dude when he needs to pee! lol. (Each toilet visit comes with a free facial!)
Good Lord, I thought that this discussion was destined for the zero lists! At what stage did we all lose our fascination with superglued genitals? Good luck to this dude when he needs to pee! lol. (Each toilet visit comes with a free facial!) @thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
4 Aug 09
Ewwwwww! I just spewed Coke all over the place! Too, too funny!
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
8 Aug 09
Actually...I have said at one time that I would do that to my husband if he ever cheated on me..I don't think I would ever really have went through with it though..I would however leave...I think that he deserved it and nothing really wrong that a little bit of glue solvent wouldn't help..I bet though that no one will think twice of cheating on them again...possibly.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
8 Aug 09
Good Lord, I haven't provided you with some inspiration here have I Becca? 
lol. There's no question this guy got his just desserts, but the other criminal acts these women committed in parallel sure don't help anything. I still reckon the case won't be taken too seriously though. They're out on 200 bucks bail! (And they probably have a prevention order in place disallowing them to go within 50 feet of any store that sells glue!)
lol. There's no question this guy got his just desserts, but the other criminal acts these women committed in parallel sure don't help anything. I still reckon the case won't be taken too seriously though. They're out on 200 bucks bail! (And they probably have a prevention order in place disallowing them to go within 50 feet of any store that sells glue!) 
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
8 Aug 09
I think the only fair punishment is to superglue hers as well!
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@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
6 Aug 09
Hi James. Wow! Now Superglue works really well. Punishment, hm...I guess that depends on why she did that! Will he be tinkling "standing up" for a while? Bahahaha!
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@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
7 Aug 09
Bahaha! That would be so doggone funny!1 person likes this
@alokn99 (5717)
• India
6 Aug 09
This story had circulated all over James and had even hit our local newspaper here. It's mainly because of the bizarre way in which they decided to go about getting back at him that this seems to have caught the headlines. At the same time i could also think that he could have have faced more serious things. These sort of situations have resulted in far worse crimes.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
6 Aug 09
Really? Wow, talk about infamy! I wonder if this guy will now always bee know as the "GlueDickDude"? There's definitely been far worse retaliations than this one, so in a way he's quite lucky they opted for glue and not something far more sinister. It'll be interesting to se ehow seriously the courts treat all of this.
There's definitely been far worse retaliations than this one, so in a way he's quite lucky they opted for glue and not something far more sinister. It'll be interesting to se ehow seriously the courts treat all of this.
@oscarbartoni (2581)
• United States
6 Aug 09
He was wrong to have the affairs but they were wrong to have him bound up (even if he agreed to it) an then overwhelming him with the superglue and then stealing his wallet, cell phone and car.
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@Wizzywig (7847)
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4 Aug 09
Presumably he was in a state of excited anticipation as they prepared for the 'stick-up'? Did the women not think to apply a nice cold ice-pack afterwards Their defence could be that they actually did him a service in that he will never suffer from brewer's droop. I suppose the obvious punishment would be to stop them talking to the press & selling the story...."The only comment given by the accuseds' spokesperson was - 'their lips are sealed'"... because,of course, men claim that women are always talking so they'd want them to have their mouths superglued.
Their defence could be that they actually did him a service in that he will never suffer from brewer's droop. I suppose the obvious punishment would be to stop them talking to the press & selling the story...."The only comment given by the accuseds' spokesperson was - 'their lips are sealed'"... because,of course, men claim that women are always talking so they'd want them to have their mouths superglued. 1 person likes this
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
5 Aug 09
Hi James, well you can certainly tell that the ones pressing charges must have been male. Charged with false imprisonment, didn't they have a law specific to not glueing genitals??? but false imprisonment. How much opposition did he actually put up to being tied up. He should be greatful he wasn't just given a Bobbit in the first place
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
5 Aug 09
Hi Thea. I guess this is where the "justice is blind" aspect of it all kicks in! Lawyers have this uncanny way of stripping things down to core elements to get convictions so this'll be no different you wouldn't think. Yes, he's certainly lucky to only get a stick'n'go rather than a lop'n'chop!
