Why Did You Have To Run Out On Me???
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
August 5, 2009 5:05pm CST
I was Sitting there,
Happy and content.
I longed to hold you,
You were Heaven sent.
I reached out for you,
Your gentle caress.
But you had ran out on me,
And left me a mess.
Why did you leave me?
I never asked for much.
Just for you comfort,
With your special touch.
Oh sure you helped that one time,
I had blisters between my toes.
And you always were there,
When I had a runny nose.
Remember when you helped me.
Clean that dog poo from my shoe?
I could always depend on you,
To wipe a tear or two.
But now I really need you,
I need you really bad.
But you've ran out on me,
I sit here feeling oh so sad.
I just want to hold you in my hands,
You make me feel so clean.
But I can't wait forever.....
I'm glad I have this magazine.
© Sconibear 2009
Don't you hate when the toilet paper runs out??? 
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12 responses
@missybear (11391)
• United States
6 Aug 09
you need to plan ahead my dear
instead of sitting on the toilet screaming "Missybear we're out of toilet paper"
you check first and the decide to poop or go across the street to Albertsons to buy your TP first
instead of sitting on the toilet screaming "Missybear we're out of toilet paper"
you check first and the decide to poop or go across the street to Albertsons to buy your TP first2 people like this
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
thanks sweetie............not you James, missybear.............glad to see you got my backside.
BTW.........we need TP and ice cream. 
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
6 Aug 09
What's wrong with you, you wuss? Magazines are fine - especially if you make sure you're using the face of horrible so-called celebrities or politicians. That's the trouble with the paper-free computer age ... you can't really wipe yourself on your monitor ...
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
Yeah but they use that glossy paper now days and it's so slick that I just dont feel it has the grabbing capabilities of a nice corncob or bathroom rug.
Isn't that what the guest towels are for??? 
I always have this guy to wipe my monitor:
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
I always have this guy to wipe my monitor:
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
6 Aug 09
hi sconibear I love it, he he he. I needed that so much, and
yes I do hate it when the t p runs out. this reminds me of the time all three of me and myfamily had stomach flu, and we managed to
run out of much needed toilet tissue, one was heaving the other was having the runs and finally I prevailed on the manager to run to the store and bring us good old t.p. thanks for the laugh.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
At least you guys all managed to divide the orifices up evenly. 
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Aug 09
dang it Sconi, I'm sitting here wondering, can it be? A serious poem? How to respond, how to respond. And then I scrolled down...
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Aug 09
sorry, smacking head, I don't know what I was thinking!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Aug 09
thanks......yeah, I've seen a whole roll end up in the bowl more than once.
I've also had cats and dogs that think the toilet paper is THEIRS, not mine.
@Philbo (578)
• Canada
5 Aug 09
Worst empty toilet paper roll story for me was back in my younger years. Why when I try to play good boy scout things like this happen to me? I was at a church singles camp out. Blind guy needs to go to the bathroom and coincidentally so do I. He takes my arm and off we go to the camp bathroom (thankfully not an outhouse). He needs to ride the great white Honda. I'm washing my hands and I hear a scrabbling sound coming from the stall he's in. Not good. Finally he asks for help. I go in. He is trying to pull a piece of paper off the roll smaller than a postage stamp with his pants around his ankles. The only paper I have in my pocket is a book of matches. You know that isn't going to be enough. If you are desperate those cardboard rolls can torn apart in layers. Not a great wipe but it was the best I could get him. Sorry this thread just brought that bit of trauma back to mind.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
when you're sitting on the "throne", and you realize there's no TP, it's worse than a lost love. 
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
6 Aug 09
I do hate when the toilet paper runs out..that is why I try to make sure they are always more added to the list before we get down to 2 rolls. I was reading and my heart was breaking for you till I got to the end..lol thanks for the giggle.
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
6 Aug 09
Poet genius my friend...who needs Whitman, Dickerson, Shakespeare when we have our own Poet genius right here at MyLot?
My cats sometimes think the toilet paper is their toy to play with and unroll the whole thing @sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
yes, I've had cats, dogs, and children that didn't think toilet paper should remain on the roll.
@hotsummer (13919)
• Philippines
6 Aug 09
such a beautiful poem. yes, i like tissue paper. has been my best friend for a few weeks now. i can depend on him. if i run of it, which i hope not going to happy, i just go to the groceries and buy the cheapest brand. LOL. cause i don't use it wipe my nose or mouth or face that often. i just use to wipe something off the dirty floor or table. and wipe my shoe like you. and for other dirty jobs. but when i eat on fast food i use the tissue supplied by the store to wipe my mouth but at home it is for different use.
oh, i don't use tissue wipe my behind. i use water and soap. why do i have to say that. LOL.
anyways, i love tissue cause it feels neat to have one.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
6 Aug 09
ummmmmm.........thanks for sharing...........I think........
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
5 Aug 09
thank you.
I wouldn't have put my name at the bottom if it wasn't mine and I would have given credit where credit is do.
If you look through my posts, you will find several of my writings that are all me.
